30एक बार संता को उदास बैठा हुआ देख कर बंता ने उस से पूछा;
- Hemant Singh
बंता: ओये संता क्या हुआ बड़ा उदास बैठा है?
संता: बस यार एक मुश्किल में पड़ गया हूँ समझ नहीं आ रहा कि क्या करूँ!
बंता: अरे ऐसी भी क्या बात हो गयी?
संता: कुछ नहीं यार बस इतनी सी परेशानी है कि अगर बीवी मेकअप करती है
तो खर्चा बर्दाश्त नहीं होता और
अगर मेकअप नहीं करती तो बीवी बर्दाश्त नहीं होती!
Hindi |
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10Pati: Aaj tumne yeh kaisa khaana banaaya hai..Gobar jaisa.
Patni: Hey Bhagwaan, is aadmi ne kya-kya chakh rakha hai.
Hindi
10My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
English
10A new metal is added to the periodic chart of chemistry.
Name: Wife
Symbol: Bv
Atomic Weight: Don't even dare to ask!
Physical Properties :
Boils at any time.
Can freeze at any time
Melts if treated with love and care.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties :
Very reactive
Highly unstable
Possess strong affinity for gold, silver,diamond and platinum.
Money reducing agent.
Occurrence :
Mostly found in front of the mirror...:D =)) :)
English |
00Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second Marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
English
30Lady to punjab Police -
Ji mere pati 5 din pehle gobhi laane gaye the,
abhi tak waapis nahi aaye.
Punjab Police Inspector-
Te hor koi sabzi bana lo.....
Punjabi
00The trouble with being the best man at a wedding
is that you never get to prove it.
English
10
English
00Wife to husband : Stop looking at girls..you are married now.
husband : You mean, if i am on a diet..i can't even look at the menu.
English
10Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is finished.
English
00Two most important people in a man's life ;
1. Mother
2. Wife
One brings You in this World Crying,
&
Other Ensures that You Continue to do so..
English |
31Wife : Kaash tussi sms hunde,
main zindagi bhar save kar ke rakhdi.
Husband : Kaash tussi v ringtone hunde,
main jado chaahe change kar sakdaa!!!!!
Punjabi
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