Teacher: Beta, Bataao To "TAMSO MAA JYOTIR GAMAYA" Shlok Ka Quotes

Wen u read a love msg,
u never think of d person who sent d msg
but u think of d person whom u love d most..
Strange
kharcha kisi ka aur charcha kisi ka..

Office से सबसे late निकलते साहब से चौकीदार पूछता है :
साहब, क्या अभी कोई और भी है अंदर ।
साहब : अब अगर कोई होगा तो infra - red कैमरे से ही दिखेगा ।

Heights of :
1) Fashion?
Lungi with a zip.
2) Laziness?
Asking lift for morning walk.
3) Craziness?
Get blank paper xerox.
4) Honesty?
Pregnant woman taking 2 tickets.
5) De-hydration?
Cow giving milk powder.
6) Hope?
A 99 yr. Old woman going for Rs. 295/- recharge to get lifetime incoming.
7) Stupidity?
Looking through key hole of a glass door.
8) Height of free time?
You are reading this whole message..

God made each and everyone of us unique
until he got to China.
Copy paste.. copy paste..

Ek Maa ki request hai,
Please agr free msg ho to itna felao ki us ke bete tak pahuch jaye!

Beta RAMESH,
Pitaji ki patlun ek bilaat choti ho gayi ho to ghar aa jao.