41Teacher: Beta, bataao to "TAMSO MAA JYOTIR GAMAYA" shlok ka kya arth hai?
Student: Tum so jaao maa, main JYOTI ke paas jaa rahaaa hun....
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10Pati mobile , Patni Sim-card.
Dono mile to hua recharge.
Beta hua to incoming,
Beti hui to outgoing.
Agar kuch na hua to missed call.
Hindi
20Young generation ko sabse zada tention kab hoti hai???
Jab wo so kar uthe or unka mobile mummy k pas ho..
mummy hum sirf dost hain!
Hindi
30This year's Oscar Winners
just got shocked when they saw you
winning First Prize under Late Comer category..
Congratulations..!!
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00Love Never Dies!!
It Remains Forever!!
n Forever..
n Forever..
n Forever..
Only Partner Changes..
English
40God made each and everyone of us unique
until he got to China.
Copy paste.. copy paste..
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20Ek bewafa ki khatir humne jam utha liya....
Fir..
Fir kya..
bread pe lagaya or kha liya!!
Moral: Sabi ashik sharabi ni hote kuch BHUKHE bhi hote hain..
Hindi |
13Indian soldiers captured a Pakistani..
They gave him a dice and said:
If you will get 1,2,3,4,5 we will kill you.
Pakistani asked- 6 aaya to..?
Indian- Ludo nahi khela kya..?
Dubaara baari.
Hindi
13Who Killed Osama Bin Laden??
- Sumit Nigam
ROBIN BROWN, ANDY PHILIP, JAKOB MURPHY,
NORMAN GRACE, IAN KEPLING??
Recognized these guys?
These are the names of those Navy Seals
who killed Osama Bin Laden!
Now you..
English |
37कॉलेज की गलियों में अजीब खेल होता है
क्लास के बहाने दिलों का मेल होता है
नोट्स की जगह लवमेल होता है
इसीलिए तो पप्पू हर साल फैल होता है ..
Hindi |
30Smart Father
- Tarun Goma
Beta - Papa mujhe 180cc pulsar bike hi leni hai...
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Baap - Beta tu 180cc pulsar le ya 350cc ki bulet,
picha tune 100cc ki scooty ka hi karna hai.... :P ;-)
Hindi |
10230ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਲੋਕੀ ਗੁਰੂ ਘਰ ਖੁਸ਼ੀਆਂ ਲੈਣ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਸੀ
ਪਰ ਹੁਣ
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ਸੈਲਫੀਆਂ ..
Punjabi |
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