10Jailer: Suna hai tum shayar ho.. Kuch sunao yaar.
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Qaidi: Gum-e-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati Hamari..
Jis Din zamaanat hui zindagi khatm Tumhaari..
Urdu |
00There are three stages of man :
He believes in Santa Claus;
he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus;
he is Santa Claus..
English |
20Bharat ka sabse bada pralay ka din kaun sa raha?
02/08/2012.
Kyonki is din rakhi aur Friendship Day ek saath the..
Hindi
121A stranger to a child: Beta, itni chocolate khaoge to bimaar ho jaoge!
- Vidhi
Bachcha: Mere dadaji 100 saal jiye thhe.....
Stranger: Vo chocolate khate thhe?
Bachcha: Nahi vo apne kaam se kaam rakhte thhe....
Hindi |
3636Umma.. umma.. umma.. umma.. umma..
Ummmmmmaaaaaaaaa.. ummaa.. umma..
How do u feel?
This is the cry of a muslim girl
when she felt hungry..
Malayalam
11Jack n Jill:
Jekwaa n Jilwaa..gaye upar hilwaa..pania bharan ke vaaste
jekwaa gir gawaa..ooka khopdi phoot gawa
aur jilwaa aawat ludkan poora raaste.
Hindi
20When you are watching,
when you are playing,
when you are sad,
when you are glad,
when you are mad,
when you are upset,
when you have problems,
just call me,
coz my incoming is FREE!
English
13Who Killed Osama Bin Laden??
- Sumit Nigam
ROBIN BROWN, ANDY PHILIP, JAKOB MURPHY,
NORMAN GRACE, IAN KEPLING??
Recognized these guys?
These are the names of those Navy Seals
who killed Osama Bin Laden!
Now you..
English |
00A boy said I Love U to a girl
But
Girl replied: Sorry i Love someone else.
The boy in sad mood looked at the girl & said
Batau tere baap ko..
Hindi |
41Teacher: Beta, bataao to "TAMSO MAA JYOTIR GAMAYA" shlok ka kya arth hai?
Student: Tum so jaao maa, main JYOTI ke paas jaa rahaaa hun....
Hindi
00Doctor (at door, to butler): Tell your master the doctor is here.
Butler: The master is in great pain, sir. He is receiving nobody.
English |
14Physics would have been much, much easier
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the tree itself had fallen on Newton's head instead of the apple!
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