10Men are idiots and I married their king.
English |
11Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe.
English
31Wife : Kaash tussi sms hunde,
main zindagi bhar save kar ke rakhdi.
Husband : Kaash tussi v ringtone hunde,
main jado chaahe change kar sakdaa!!!!!
Punjabi
10Losing a wife can be very hard.
In my case, it was almost impossible.
English
00Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
English
11WIFE STANDS FOR
1.Worries Invited For Ever
2.With Idiot For Ever
3.Without Information Fighting Everytime
4.Wonderful Item For Enjoyment
5.(Yet Thinking.... ;-)
English
20Wife : Honey, what r u looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Y hv U been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.
English
00I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
English
00The most effective way to remember your wife 's birthday is
to forget it once.
English
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English
10Men are idiots and I married their king.
English |
00Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second Marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
English
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