10Men are idiots and I married their king.
English |
10Wife : Darling, today is our anniversary.
What should we do..??
Husband : Let us stand in silence for two minutes.
English
20Santa 's son was filling An Application form..
The form askd abt "MOTHERTONGUE"?
Son: Papa main ethe ki likhu.?
Santa : Likh puttar
Very LONG & UNCONTROLLED.
Punjabi
00Just think, if it weren't for marriage , men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.
English
00Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
English
10An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have;
the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
English
00The most effective way to remember your wife 's birthday is
to forget it once.
English
00When a man steals your wife ,
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.
English
00Olx ad
FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING.
English |
10My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn’t..!
English |
40Wife : Darling, mujhse koi aisi baat kaho
ki main khush bhi ho jaaun aur gussa bhi..
Husband : Tum meri zindagi ho aur..
Wife : Aur kya? Tell me aur kya?
Wife shouted tell me aur kya?
Husband : Aur laanat hai aisi zindagi par.
Hindi
20Teacher: Tumhare Papa Kya Karte hai.?
Golu: Sir, Woh Roz GALIYA Khaate Hai.
Teacher: Kya Matlab ?
Golu: Ji woh
CUSTOMER CARE EXCUTIVE Hain.
Moral: Its not wife every time.
Hindi |
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