LKG Ke Kid Ka Paper Me Zero Aaya. Angry Father: What Quotes

LKG ke kid ka paper me zero aaya.

Angry Father: What is this?

Kid: Papa, teacher ke pass Star khatam ho gaye, to Moon de diya.

Only a man knows a man.
Customer: I need a ladies suit.
Shop-keeper: Wife ke liye chaahiye,
ya koi achcha sa dikhaun?

Love Never Dies!!
It Remains Forever!!
n Forever..
n Forever..
n Forever..
Only Partner Changes..

Boy: Yamraj ji, mujhe waqt se pehle kyun utha liya?
Yamraj: Dimag mat chaat, March mein closing hai,
target poora karna hai.

A man goes skydiving.
After a fantastic free fall he pulls the rip cord to open his parachute
but nothing happens. He tries everything but can't get it open.

Just then another man flies by him, going UP.
The skydiver yells, "Hey, you know anything about parachutes?"
The man replies, "No, you know anything about gas stoves?"

Ek aadmi kabristan se guzar raha tha.
Achanak uski nazar ek kabr par padi, jis pe likha tha
"Imandaar Waqeel"

Usne do-teen martaba padha, aur bahut hairaan hua, fir bola:
"Kamal hai kisi ne ek kabr me do aadmi dafan kar diye hain."

Raah chalte agar koi ladki aapko bhai bol de, to
?
?
simple use zor se ek chanta maro,
aur bolo
"Yahan kahan ghoom rahi hai..?
Chal ghar.."