Wife : Aap Salim ki biwi ke Janaaze mein kyun nahi gaye?

Santa : Kis muh se jau?
Woh "TEESRI" bar biwi ke janaaze mein bula raha hai aur
maine use ek bar bhi nahi bulaaya.

10

Hindi |
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Karwaa chauth di sawer Wife uth ke sargi karan laggi.
Husband : Eh sawere-sawere ki rolla paaya hai?
Wife : Sutta reh kanjaraa, tera hi seaapaa karan laggi haan.

50

Punjabi

Wife : Yesterday night I saw a dream
that you were sending me jewelry and clothes!
Husband : Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill.

00

English |

Jo Biwi apne husband se darti hain,
woh seedhe swarg mein jaati hain,
aur jo nahi darti hain,
Unke liye to Dharti hi swarg hai..

00

Hindi |

Son: Dad, when did you go to Egypt?
Dad: Never.
Son: Then where did you get mummy from..?

20

English

Every man should get married some time;
after all, happiness is not the only thing in life !!

00

English

Ek punjabi ladki shadi karne se pehle pray karti hai:
Rabba, ya te sass changi hove, nahi taa photo tangi hove.

30

Punjabi

A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

10

English

I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.

00

English

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