10Wife : Aap Salim ki biwi ke Janaaze mein kyun nahi gaye?
Santa : Kis muh se jau?
Woh "TEESRI" bar biwi ke janaaze mein bula raha hai aur
maine use ek bar bhi nahi bulaaya.
Hindi |
00When a man steals your wife ,
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.
English
10An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have;
the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
English
00I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.
English
10Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is finished.
English
00
English
20While creating wives,
God promised man that Good, Quiet and Obeying Wives
will be found in all the corners of the world &
then he created an oval earth..
English
00My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.
English
00Olx ad
FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING.
English |
20Wife : Honey, what r u looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Y hv U been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.
English
10Men are idiots and I married their king.
English |
00The trouble with being the best man at a wedding
is that you never get to prove it.
English
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