Wife : Aap Salim ki biwi ke Janaaze mein kyun nahi gaye?

Santa : Kis muh se jau?
Woh "TEESRI" bar biwi ke janaaze mein bula raha hai aur
maine use ek bar bhi nahi bulaaya.

10

Hindi |

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When a man steals your wife ,
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.

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English

I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.

00

English

Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is finished.

10

English

While creating wives,
God promised man that Good, Quiet and Obeying Wives
will be found in all the corners of the world &
then he created an oval earth..

20

English

My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.

00

English

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FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING.

00

English |

Men are idiots and I married their king.

10

English |

The trouble with being the best man at a wedding
is that you never get to prove it.

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English

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