Ek sharaabi teesri manzil se gira.
Uske aas-paas log ikat-tha ho gaye..
Kisi ne poocha: Bhai, kya hua..?
Sharaabi: Pata nahi, main bhi abhi aaya hun..

6113

Hindi |

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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems,
but then again, neither does milk.

82

English |

Ek sharaabi teesri manzil se gira.
Uske aas-paas log ikat-tha ho gaye..
Kisi ne poocha: Bhai, kya hua..?
Sharaabi: Pata nahi, main bhi abhi aaya hun..

6113

Hindi |

daru ki wajah se barbaad ek aadmi
apne ghar se daru ki khaali bottles fek raha tha.
Pehli fek kar bola: Teri wajah se meri naukri chali gayi.
Dusri fek kar bola: Teri wajah se mera ghar chala gaya.
Teesri fek kar bola: Teri wajah se meri biwi chali gayi.
Fir fourth uthaai to woh bhari hui nikli..bola..
tu side mein ho ja, isme tera koi kasoor thode hi hai.

9614

Hindi

My manner of living is plain and I do not mean
to be put out of it. A glass of wine and
a bit of mutton are always ready. - George Washington

44

English |

glassi.jpg

Sharaabi boy proposed a girl:
You are as strong as Rum
as fine as Wine
as cool as Beer
as classic as Whisky &
and believe me I am totally 'Talli' on You..

276

English |

साक़ी के हाथ में पैमाना हो
तो महफ़िल में सुरूर कैसे हो ..

122

Hindi |

Takht badle kai hazaar magar
parinde pedon par hi sote hain
ruswa hue bhi teri mehfil se to kya
hum aaj bhi paimaana-dar-paimaana peete hain..

34

Urdu |

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Reality is an illusion
created due to lack of alcohol.
-------------Sir Johnie Walker.

84

English

हर जाम के साथ कसमें भरना
आप तो पीने का सलीका भूल गए ..

142

Hindi |

Hum To Nikle The
Talash-e- Ishq
Me Tanhaiyo Se Darr Kar.

.
.

Magar.....

.

.

Garmi bohut thi!
hum beer pee kar waapas aa gaye.

6121

Hindi |

white-wine.jpg

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