216If you think your teacher is tough,
wait until you get a boss .
He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates
English |
169One day a teacher was having a first-grade class in physiology.
She asked them if they knew that
there was a burning fire in the body all of the time.
One little girl stood up and said:
"Yes'm; when it is a cold day, I can see the smoke."
English |
82If I subtract my scores then yes
all my Teachers were Great..
English |
3014A teacher's training is like pooh
it certainly smells bad
but good for crops..
English |
408A teacher fails when
his students leave the will to study..
English |
3923On Teacher's Day Santa sends one SMS to his Teacher:
Master ji, Tuhadi kutt te gaalaan ne mainu banda bana ditta,
nahi te main dangar da dangar hi rehna c..
Punjabi |
2010POT stands for
P - PowerPoint
O - Only
T - Teacher
a teacher who teaches from PowerPoint presentations only..
English |
2811Beauty of good teacher's is that
they cut sharp and polish
without a chisel or file..
English |
4312Teacher: Why are you coming late for the class?
Student: Sir, i am not late but coming before time for the next class..
English |
186Teacher to sharma: Tum mein kuch kamiyan hain.
Sharma agle din coat pant pehan kar aata hai.
Teacher: Whats this.
Sharma: Raymond, The Complete Man.
Hindi
228World might have been inhabitable
if it had been devoid of guidance from teachers..
English |
186As long as teachers give tests,
there will always be prayer in schools..
English |
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