If you think your teacher is tough,
wait until you get a boss .
He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

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English |

A teacher's training is like pooh
it certainly smells bad
but good for crops..

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English |

History sir was on leave.
So science sir was asked to set the paper.
The very first question shocked students:
Describe Jhansi ki Rani with a neat diagram and label the parts..

4415

English

Teacher: Why are you coming late for the class?
Student: Sir, i am not late but coming before time for the next class..

4312

English |

A very old lady teacher of English
asks a question with the class.
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it..?
One student replied: It's past tense.

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English |

Angry Dad after seeing son's scorecard:
Need a good beating.
Son: Sure dad, let's go, i have seen the teacher's house.

217

English |

Sir: Akbar kaun tha?
RAJ: Pata nahin.

SIR: Padhai ki taraf dhyan do.
RAJ: Sir, Gaurav kaun hai ?

SIR: Pata nahin.
RAJ: Apni beti ki taraf dhyan dijiye..

- Tarun Goma

248

Hindi |

Beauty of good teacher's is that
they cut sharp and polish
without a chisel or file..

2811

English |

Teachers crack nuts and may end up
making irregular objects like us
eventually contributing towards
multifractal anisotropic chaotic
dynamics of universe..

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102

English |

A teacher is a flower that fades with time
but it leaves its fragrance in the universe..

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5910

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