My Husband And I Divorced Over Religious Differences. He Thought He Quotes

My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn’t..!

A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.

First guy (proudly): "My wife 's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.

Evolution of man:
Shaadi ke pehle: Hero No. 1
Shaadi ke baad: Coolie No. 1
Shaadi ke pehle: Maine pyaar kiya
Shaadi ke baad: Yeh maine kya kiya
Shaadi ke pehle: Jaaneman mat jaao
Shaadi ke baad: Jaan mat khaao
Shaadi ke pehle: Tum bin raha na jaaye
Shaadi ke baad: Tum ko sahaa na jaaye
Shaadi ke pehle: Kuch to bolo
Shaadi ke baad: Kabhi chup bhi ho jaaya karo
Shaadi ke pehle: I LOVE U
Shaadi ke baad: Aaj fir aaloo
Shaadi ke pehle: Milne kab aaogi
Shaadi ke baad: Maaike kab jaaogi

A psychiatrist is a person who will
give you expensive answers
that your wife will give you for free.

Patni: Woh saamne sharaabi dekh rahe ho..
10 saal pehle maine us-se
shaadi ke liye inkaar kiya tha aur
woh aaj tak pee rahaa hai.
Pati: Waah!! itni lambi celebration.