120A girl comes late to class.
Prof: Why are you late?
Girl: Sir, a boy was following me.
Prof: Then how come you are late?
Girl: The boy was walking too slow.
English
51Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,
but also admitted it.
So do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Student: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
English |
52Paying money for other's mistake
will happen only in..
.
.
School, College, University in the name of
Re-valuation..
English |
130A student wrote a letter to his father from hostel,
Dear dad: No money. No fun. Your son.
His father replied: So sad. Very bad. Your dad.
English |
43Teacher: Why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor..?
Student: You told me to do it without using tables.
English |
52Einstein
.
.
Newton
.
.
Maxwell
.
.
Faraday
.
.
Kirchoff
.
.
.
These are the people
whose 10 minute enjoyment wasted our childhood..
English |
161Ek baccha roz math teacher ko phone lagata tha.
Teacher's wife : Kitni baar kaha, wo mar gaye hain,
baar-baar phone kyun karte ho ?
Baccha: Sun ke achha lagta hai..
Hindi |
150Father: Tere result da ki baniya..?
Son: Dr. sahib da munda fail ho gaya.
Father: Te tera result..?
Son: Headmaster sahib da munda v fail ho gaya.
Father: Tu apna te dass.
Son: Khanna sahib da munda v fail hai.
Father: Kanjra tera result ki hai..?
Son: Tussi kehra bill gates ho, tuhada munda v fail ho gaya..
Punjabi
61Principal: Late kyun aaye?
Student: Bike broke down.
Principal: Bus mein nahi aa sakte the?
Student: Maine bola tha sir,
par aapki beti ke nakhre bade hain..
Hindi
71Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking,
(3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then, what is my age..?
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know..?
Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
English |
43Teacher: Why do you always get so dirty..?
Kid: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
English |
123Student to God : Hazaaron ki kismat tere haath thi,
agar paas kar dete to kya baat thi..
God replied: Ishq thoda kam ladaate to kya baat thi,
kitaabe to saari tere paas thi..
Hindi
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