Ek student ko apni Life mein,
khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai ?
.
.
Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho, Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe,
?
?
?
?
?
?
Copy chhupa lo
Pichhe wala dekh raha hai....
.
Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai...

- Tarun Goma
163

Hindi |

Height of Challenge
In an exam a student just writes one line
leaving the rest of the answer sheet blank:
Pass me, if you have can.

72

English

A girl comes late to class.
Prof: Why are you late?
Girl: Sir, a boy was following me.
Prof: Then how come you are late?
Girl: The boy was walking too slow.

120

English

Exam model by years:
1998: Answer all questions.
2005: Answer any five questions.
2008: Write either A or B.
2015: Only read questions.
2020: Thanks for coming.

170

English

3 student raat ko study krte the
unke paas ghadi ⌚ nahi thi
.
.
.
B.Sc. student - Yaar time kya ho raha hai..?
.
.
.
.
Medical student - Pata nahi yaar humare paas ghadi ⌚ nahi hai.
.
.
.
Commerce.student ne 1 pathar utha kar samne girls hostel ke darwaze pe maara,
1 ladki nikli or boli ..?
Kamino raat ke pone 3 baje hain ab to so jao.
Thats the commerce logic……😜😜

DON’T UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF COMMERCE STUDENTS 😛😝

243

Hindi |

Teacher: Late kyun aaye?
Kid: Mummy papa ki ladaai ho gayi.
Teacher: To late kyun hue?
Kid: Mera ek joota mummy ke paas tha aur
dusra papa ke paas..

130

Hindi

Ek baccha roz math teacher ko phone lagata tha.
Teacher's wife : Kitni baar kaha, wo mar gaye hain,
baar-baar phone kyun karte ho ?
Baccha: Sun ke achha lagta hai..

161

Hindi |

Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Student: Shadi karunga.
Teacher: Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?
Student: Dulha banunga.
Teacher: Oh ho! Papa tumse kya chaahte hain?
Student: Pota.
Teacher: Hey Bhagwaan! abey zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
Student: Hum do, humaare do.

174

Hindi

Einstein
.
.
Newton
.
.
Maxwell
.
.
Faraday
.
.
Kirchoff
.
.
.
These are the people
whose 10 minute enjoyment wasted our childhood..

52

English |

Teacher: Which was the first silent film in english?
Tintu: If the film was silent, How could U know it was english?

130

English

Teacher: Why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor..?
Student: You told me to do it without using tables.

43

English |

Teacher:
" I love You"
ki khoj kahan hui?
Boy: China mein..
Teacher: Kyu?
Boy: Kyuki iski na koi warranty hai aur na koi guaranty.
Chale to chaand tak, na chale to shaam tak..

- Tarun Goma
174

Hindi |

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