Ek Student Ko Apni Life Mein, Khud Par Sabse Jyada Proud Quotes

Ek student ko apni Life mein,
khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai ?
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Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho, Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe,
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Copy chhupa lo
Pichhe wala dekh raha hai....
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Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai...

Father: What were the two hardest things
you learnt in the college..?
Son: Opening beer bottles with teeth &
lighting 10 cigarettes with onle one match stick..

Einstein
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Newton
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Maxwell
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Faraday
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Kirchoff
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These are the people
whose 10 minute enjoyment wasted our childhood..

Raj: Meet my wife Divya.
Sunil: Oh! i know her.
Raj: Know her..How?
Sunil: We'd been sleeping together.
Raj: What the hell..
Sunil: 10 years ago..in the history class.

Teacher: Why do you always get so dirty..?
Kid: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

Teacher: Which was the first silent film in english?
Tintu: If the film was silent, How could U know it was english?

Teacher: What is the name of MS Dhoni's wife ?
Student: SMS Dhoni.
Teacher: What?
Student: Sakshi Mahendra Singh Dhoni..