16Husband : Today is sunday and I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife : Why three?
Husband : For you and your parents.
English |
217Hariyali Jhoola Teej hai aayo
naach reho baagaan ma mor
baithe ho aap office ma
aur main ho ri ghar ma bore..
Hindi |
1310Banta: Woh dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
Santa : Arre tension mat le, Zeher bharwane aaya hoga..
Hindi |
16Husband : Today is sunday and I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife : Why three?
Husband : For you and your parents.
English |
41Wife left a note on the Fridge:
It's not working!! I can't take it anymore, I've gone to stay at my Mom's place !!
Husband opened the Fridge, the light came on and the water was chilled...
What the hell was she talking about..? Fridge is working fine..!!
English |
21Wife : I am firing out the driver form service,
because it is the second time that i escaped death today due to his rash driving.
Husband : Dear, just give him one more chance.
English |
156Gangaur utsav ke bhabhi bolein geet
Pooja vrat ki thali
le mehndi waale haathon mein
aao khaayein Ghewar, Bahadura, Chauguni ke Ladoo
aur bolein Jai Maa Gauri ki sab..
Hindi |
21Some husbands hold wife 's hand in Malls.
because if they leave her hand, she will go shopping..!
It looks Romantic but actually it's Economic..
English |
11043Doli mein aai hun
arthi pe jaaungi
saat feron ke saaton vachan
saat janmo tak nibhaungi..
Hindi |
00Wife : "Women are not extravagant.
A woman can dress smartly on a sum
that would keep a man looking shabby."
Husband : That's right. What you dress on keeps me looking shabby.
English |
1419Husband to Hotel Manager: Jaldi chalo,
meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai.
Manager: Sorry Sir, yeh aapka personal matter hai.
Hum ismein kuch nahi kar sakte.
Husband : Sir, khidki nahi khul rahi hai.
Hindi |
00Just when relatives and friends were
taking a dead lady towards crematorium ground
the coffin hit a road-side pole
and the lady jolts back to life .
After some years the lady died again.
This time when the corpse was on it's way
husband was repeating just these -
Watch out Poles..Watch out Poles..
English |
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