Digital India ka bol-bala hai
Videocon, Rotomac, IL&FS, Bhushan Steel
har din ek naya bank ghotala hai
nirav modi, lalit modi, mehul choksi, naresh goyal aur mallaya jaise khatmalon ko
pakad salaakhon ke peeche pahunchana hai
370 aur 35A ko aakhir-kaar hataana hai
lakshya bade hain aur hai bada jan-aadesh
mitron jaane kab tak umeedon par jeete jaana hai..

30

Hindi |

IAH AYAG AYID ANAB FOOQAWEB OK PAA:-
Samjh aya?
Nahin?
Spelling end ki taraf se padho..

33

Hindi |

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Yeh jo hasino ke baal hote hain,
ladkon ko fasaane ke jaal hote hain,
pee jaati hain saara khoon ladko ka,
tabhi to hoth itne laal hote hain!!!

71

Hindi

Kabhi hauslaa bhi aazmaa lena chaahiye,
bure waqt mein muskuraa lena chaahiye,
agar saatve din bhi khujli na mite to..
aathve din nahaa lena chaahiye.

40

Hindi

Premi apni premika se:
Teri galiyon mein na rakhenge kadam aaj ke baad..
arre zaalim keechad bahut ho jaata hai barsaat ke baad.

20

Hindi

The first testicular guard
was used in cricket in 1874 and
the first helmet was used in 1974.
It took 100 years for men to realize that
brain is also important.

00

English

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Garmi ke mausam mein most importantly
Dhoop mein nikla na karo roop ki rani
gora rang kala na pad jaaye..

31

Hindi |

Teacher: Which was the first silent film in Hindi?
Student: If the film was silent, how could you know it was hindi..??

44

Hindi

Galileo: Great mind.
Einstein: Extraordinary mind.
Bill Gates: Brilliant mind.
Me: Master mind.
U: Never mind.

31

English

Koi new message hai kya..?
Agar hai to..
to please
DELETE kar de
kyunki
bhejna to tune hai nahi.

53

Hindi

Have you ever seen a monkey wrapped in polythene?
NO???????????
OK then see ur "IDENTITY CARD".

30

English

I get so emotional when you are not around.
That emotion is called Happiness.

00

English |

Replace your toothbrush
before it becomes
SunFlower..

10

English |

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