You are walking on a long weak bridge,
it's really scary and you are afraid.
You saw me & asked my help.
But i said i am sorry, i can't.
You never realised i am busy
holding that bridge for you..

20

English

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Three stupid stages of life :
Teen-age: Have time and energy but no money
Working-age: Have money and energy but no time
Old-age: Have time and money but no energy..

31

English

Never be proud nor be depressed for what you are and
for the position you hold because
after the game of chess
the king and soldiers go into the same box..

11

English

Every fool can find faults
that a great many wise men can't remedy.

00

English |

जो दे रहे हैं तुम्हे फल पके - पकाये हुए
ये पेड़ तुम्हे मिले हैं लगे - लगाये हुए
ज़मीन ओढ़ कर सोये हैं सारी दुनियाँ मैं
न जाने कितने सिकंदर थके - थकाए हुए
ये जरुरी है शेर - शायरी खुद लिखी जाये ?
खरीद लाएंगे कपडे सिले - सिलाए हुए
हमारे मुल्क़ में खादी की बरकतें हैं मियां
चुने - चुनाये हैं सारे छटे - छटाये हुए ..

Jo de rahe hain tumhe fal pake-pakaye hue
ye ped tumhe mile hain lage-lagaye hue
zamin odh kar soye hain sari duniyan mein
na jane kitne sikandar thake-thakaye hue
yeh zaroori hai sher-shayari khud likhi jaye?
kharid layenge kapde sile-silaye hue
humare mulq main khadi ki barqate hain miyan
chune-chunaye hain sare chhate-chhataye hue..

33

Hindi |

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Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'

10

English

Don't compare yourself to anyone because
You are most important for You..☺

30

English |

Ahsaas kaa andaaz badal jaata hai,
Warna aanchal bhi ussi taar se banta hai aur kafan bhi..

103

Hindi |

Three Things to Watch:
Beauty, Behaviour, Action
Three Things to Control:
Tongue, Temper, Temptation
Three Things to LOVE :
Purity, Honesty, Hard Work
Now send it to Three lazy people as i did..

13

English |

Meri gurbat ne udaaya hai mere fun ka mazaq,
teri daulat ne tere aeb chupa rakhe hain..

194

Urdu |

Duty is not collective,
it is personal.

00

English |

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