Three Things to Watch:
Beauty, Behaviour, Action
Three Things to Control:
Tongue, Temper, Temptation
Three Things to LOVE :
Purity, Honesty, Hard Work
Now send it to Three lazy people as i did..

13

English |

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Jaha yaad na aaye teri woh tanhai kis kaam ki,
bigde rishte na bane to khudai kis kaam ki,
beshak apni manzil tak jana hai humein,
par jaha se apne na dikhe woh unchai kis kaam ki..

142

Hindi |

Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

10

English |

Nothing is so embarrassing
as watching someone do something
that you said couldn't be done. -Sam Ewing

00

English |

We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes,
and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.
- Tom Robbins

00

English |

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"KHUSH HOON"

Zindagi Hai Chhoti,
Har Pal Me Khush Hun.
Office Me Khush Hun,
Ghar Me Khush Hun.
Aaj Paneer Nahi Hai,
Daal Me Hi Khush Hun.
Aaj Gaadi Nahi Hai,
Do Kadam Chal Ke Bhi Khush Hun.
Aaj Doston Ka Saath Nahi Hai,
Photo Dekh Ke Hi Khush Hun.

Aaj Koi Naraaz Hai,
Uske Is Andaz Me Bhi Khush Hun.
Jisko Dekh Nahi Sakta,
Uski Awaaz Me Hi Khush Hun.
Beeta Hua Kal Ja Chuka Hai,
Uski Meethi Yadon Me Bhi Khush Hun.
Aane Wale Pal Ka Pata Nahi,
Sapno Me Hi Khush Hun.
Hanste Hanste Yun Hi Beet Jaye Zindagi ,
Bas Har Pal Sabko Khushi De Kar Khush Hun.
Agar Dil Ko Chhua To Reply Karna,
Nahi To Aise Hi Khush Hun.!

356

Hindi

Mouse was going with his kids.
A cat jumped in front of them.
Mouse shouted, "BOW BOW".
Cat runs away.
Mouse: That's the advantage of learning foreign language!

10

English

अगर एक प्राइवेट कंपनी हर तिमाही
अपनी आय का लेखा - जोखा
प्रस्तुत कर सकती है तो फिर
एक प्राइवेट स्कूल क्यों नहीं ?
शिक्षा की आड़ में व्यापार
कब तक सहेगा हिन्दुस्तान ?
जो नेता और पार्टी वोट मांगने आए
उससे पूछना ये सवाल |

14

Hindi |

पानी आँखों का मरा, मरी शर्म और लाज !
कहे बहू अब सास से, घर में मेरा राज !!

भाई भी करता नहीं, भाई पर विश्वास !
बहन पराई हो गयी, साली खासमखास !!

मंदिर में पूजा करें, घर में करें कलेश !
बापू तो बोझा लगे, पत्थर लगे गणेश !!

बचे कहाँ अब शेष हैं, दया, धर्म, ईमान !
पत्थर के भगवान हैं, पत्थर दिल इंसान !!

पत्थर के भगवान को, लगते छप्पन भोग !
मर जाते फुटपाथ पर, भूखे - प्यासे लोग !!

फैला है पाखंड का, अन्धकार सब ओर !
पापी करते जागरण, मचा - मचा कर शोर !!

पहन मुखौटा धर्म का, करते दिन भर पाप!
भंडारे करते फिरें, घर में भूखा बाप !!

4222

Hindi |

Life gives answers in three ways.
It says yes & gives you what you want.
It says no & gives you something better.
It says wait & gives you the best.

11

English

If you find yourself constantly trying to
prove your worth to someone,
you have already forgotten your value..

11

English |

The most selfish one letter word: I - Avoid it.
The most satisfying two letter word: We - Use it.
The most poisonous three letter word: Ego - Kill it.
The most used four letter word: Love - Value it.
The most pleasing five letter word: Smile - Keep it.
The most spreading six letter word: Rumour - Ignore it.

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English

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