Wife: I Am Firing Out The Driver Form Service, Because It Quotes

Wife : I am firing out the driver form service,
because it is the second time that i escaped death today due to his rash driving.
Husband : Dear, just give him one more chance.

Wife : "Women are not extravagant.
A woman can dress smartly on a sum
that would keep a man looking shabby."
Husband : That's right. What you dress on keeps me looking shabby.

Husband : Today is sunday and I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife : Why three?
Husband : For you and your parents.

Doli mein aai hun
arthi pe jaaungi
saat feron ke saaton vachan
saat janmo tak nibhaungi..

Wife : I love you.
Husband : I love you too.
Wife : Prove it, scream it to world .
Husband : *whispers in ear* I love you.
Wife : Why'd you whisper it to me..?
Husband : Because you are my world ..

Husband to Hotel Manager: Jaldi chalo,
meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai.
Manager: Sorry Sir, yeh aapka personal matter hai.
Hum ismein kuch nahi kar sakte.
Husband : Sir, khidki nahi khul rahi hai.

Some husbands hold wife 's hand in Malls.
because if they leave her hand, she will go shopping..!
It looks Romantic but actually it's Economic..