Wife: Yesterday Night I Saw A Dream That You Were Sending Quotes

Wife : Yesterday night I saw a dream
that you were sending me jewelry and clothes!
Husband : Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill.

A new metal is added to the periodic chart of chemistry.
Name: Wife
Symbol: Bv
Atomic Weight: Don't even dare to ask!
Physical Properties :
Boils at any time.
Can freeze at any time
Melts if treated with love and care.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties :
Very reactive
Highly unstable
Possess strong affinity for gold, silver,diamond and platinum.
Money reducing agent.
Occurrence :
Mostly found in front of the mirror...:D =)) :)

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of
Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.

Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.

Men are idiots and I married their king.