10 people beating a sardaar,
but he was laughing..
A man asked,
"Why are you laughing?"
Sardaar: Main Joginder hun,
yeh log mujhe Parminder samajh ke maar rahe hain!!

00

Hindi

Santa : Kal mittra ne kudiya de college di bus rok layi..
Banta: Fer..?

Santa : .......fer ki, Aapa keha chabeel laggi aa pani pee k jaeo g.

20

Punjabi |

Santa mango juice ka glass le k baitha tha.
Banta aaya aur fataak se juice pi gya.
Santa : Meri to yar kismat hi kharaab hai.
Banta: Kyon, kya hua?
Beta fail ho gya.
Biwi dost k saath bhag gyi,
Ghar mein chori ho gye,
Nal mein pani nahi,
Ghar mein light nahi,
Ab juice me Zehar daal k peene ko rakha tha,
aur WO BHI TU PI gaya.

20

Hindi

How did Santa tried to kill a bird..?
He took it to the top of a building &
dropped it from there to die..

10

English

Teacher: Jo mere agle sawal ka jawab dega, wo ghar ja sakta hai.
Tabhi Santa apna bag bahar fek deta hai.
Teacher: Woh bag kisne feka?
Santa : Maine!
Ab main ghar jaa raha hu.

10

Hindi |

Santa : Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made.
The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it..?
Banta: Yes, that's funny. And even if you make a hole at the top,
how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open..?

00

English |

Teacher : 100 dollars can be divided into how many people
if each person should get 30 dollars?
Santa : Unlimited.
Teacher : Are you nuts?
You can't do that.
Santa explains and teacher faints..

Details:
Santa : I will give 30 dollars to 3 people
and then will take back from them and
then I will give those to another 3 people
and then take back from them too
and so on..

00

English |

Santa car mein battery lagwaane gaya.
Mechanic ne poocha: Exide ki laga du?
Santa sochne laga, fir bola: Baar-baar kaun aayega,
Dono side ki laga de..

00

Hindi

Santa went to an electrical shop.
Santa : 2 panke dena; 1 ladies aur 1 gents.
Salesman: Pankhon mein ladies aur gents nahi hota.
Santa : Kaise nahi hote..1 Bajaj ka de aur 1 Usha ka..

13

Hindi |

Santa apni pockets mein pathar daal ke ghoom raha tha.
Kisi ne poocha: Aisa kyon kar rahe ho..?
Santa : Is duniya mein usi ki qadar hoti hai, jiski jeb bhaari hoti hai..

11

Hindi |

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