Koi ek din select karein
Aur us din naha liya karein..
Have you ever seen a monkey wrapped in polythene?
OK then see ur "IDENTITY CARD".
Subha subha uth ke do kaam kia karo
first ALLAH ka shukar ada kia karo
ke tum zinda ho
lux se nahaya karo ta ki doosre bhi zinda reh sakein.
Apne dimaag ko test karne ke liye
Cow ke saame sir karke khade ho jaao.
Agar woh dooor jaaye to samajh lena gobar hai,
agar paas aaye to bhoosa hai,
aur agar na dooor jaaye aur na paas aaye
to samajh lena khaali hai.
A crime story:
Five friends lived in a room.
There names were Mad, Brain, Fool, Somebody & Nobody.
One day Somebody killed Nobody. That time Brain was bathing.
Mad called Police .
Police : Yes, what's the matter?
Mad: Sir, Somebody killed Nobody.
Police : Are you mad?
Mad: Yes, i am Mad.
Police : Don't you have Brain.
Mad: Sir, Brain is in the bathroom.
Police : You fool.
Mad: Sir, i am Mad,
Fool is reading the message.
Paani mein tairna machchli ka style,
hawa mein udna panchi ka style,
different message bhejna apna style,
free mein sms padhna aapka style..
Aapki kashish sarfarosh hai,
aapka nasha u madhosh hai,
kya kahe tumse dost
jis paagal kutte ne aapko kata
wo ab tak behosh hai..
U are a DOG.
DOG means Darling Of Girls
has rahe ho?????
sach mein kutte ho.
Main tumko chaand kehta magar
usme daag hai,
suraj kehta magar
usme aag hai,
socha tumko bandar keh du..
magar us kambakht mein bhi dimaag hai.
Message na karke dil tor diya mera.
Ab mobile dafna dena.
Kafan na mile to apna rumaal odha dena.
Koi pooche rog kya tha
to nazre jhuka ke apni kanjusi bata dena..
Teacher: Which was the first silent film in Hindi?
Student: If the film was silent, how could you know it was hindi..??
It is a fact that when babies are born
Doctors slap their face to make them start
crying n breathing so that their lungs expand.
But there are exceptional cases too,
When you were born, the doctor slapped himself.
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