Santa and Banta started off one day for Lion hunting.
They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read
"LION LEFT"
so they went home.

00

English |

A sardaar prays daily for two hours:
Hey Waheguru, meri lottery lagaa davo.
After 11 years Waheguru angrily appears and says:
Oye Khoteyaa, ik vaari ticket taan lae..

30

Punjabi

One afternoon, Banta came to Santa 's home.
Santa : Chalo dinner karte hain
Banta: Par abhi to dopeher hai aur dopeher ko to lunch karte hain..?
Santa : Oh yara khana to kal raat waala hi hai na..

10

Hindi |

Judge to Santa : tum 3rd time adalat main aa rahe ho.
Tumhe sharam nahi aati..?
Santa : janab tusi ta roz hi aande ho
tuhanu ta dubb ke mar jana chaida hai.

00

Punjabi

Santa : Kal mittra ne kudiya de college di bus rok layi..
Banta: Fer..?

Santa : .......fer ki, Aapa keha chabeel laggi aa pani pee k jaeo g.

20

Punjabi |

A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Santa : I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.

- Tarun Goma

20

English |

Santa in a Bank Test..
Q: What is a Cyclone?



Santa answers: "It is the smallest Loan given by a Bank to purchase a cycle....!"

00

English |

Santa at petrol pump: Bhai 1 Rs. ka petrol daal do.
Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol dalwa kar kahan jaoge.
Santa : Jana kahan hai hum to aise hi paise udaate hain..

10

Hindi |

Santa : Yaar, mujhe apni girl friend ko gift dena hai. Kya doon ?
Banta: Gold Ring de de.
Santa : O yaar koi waddi cheez bataa.
Banta: Jaa fir truck ka tyre de de.

11

Hindi

Santa : Dr. main subha 9 baje uth-ta hun to mujhe
saana lene mein taklif hoti hai.
Dr: Beta jaldi utha karo kyonki Saari Oxygen to
Baba Ramdev aur unke chele kheench lete hain..

10

Hindi

Driver: Sir, which way to turn, left or right?
Santa : Jaha se tyre puncture ho jaaye ya gaadi kharaab ho jaaye.
Driver: Kya keh rahe ho sir..?
Santa : Haan, tabhi to main paise kam doonga.

02

Hindi |

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