31Ek aurat coke pee rahi thi
ki coke mein ek cheenti gir gayi.
Cheenti ka baap aurat se jo bola
woh sun kar aurat behosh ho gayi..
"TERI COKE MEIN MERI BACCHI HAI"
Hindi
148Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dekh,
tune poora parvat ungli per uthaaya,
apne sir per exams ka pressure uthaa kar to dekh.
tune 18 saal ki umar mein mama kans ko maara,
bin laaden ko haath lagaa kar to dekh.
Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saare pehnaai,
mallika ko ek jodi kapde pehnaa kar to dekh.
Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyaan saath mein rakhi,
kalug ki ek ladki pataa ke to dekh.
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dekh.
Hindi
33After completing 10+2, baap ne beti se poocha,
"Ab tum kya karna chaahti ho?"
Ladki: BBA
Baap: Ok, per yeh BBA hota kya hai?
Ladki: Boyfriend ki Baahon mein Aish!
Hindi
100PYAR means:
P - Phone karna
Y - Yaad karna
A - Aazaadi khona
R - Rote rehna ki phone kab aayega.
Hindi
71Maine tumse pyaar kiya,
tere baap ne mujhe peeta..
Maine tumse pyaar kiya,
tere baap ne mujhe peeta..
tann ki shakti, mann ki shakti,
Bournvita!!
Hindi
60Why a man with a broken heart does not need General Knowledge.?
Because..
Jab dil hi toot gayaa,
to hum G.K. kya karenge..
Hindi
935 June 2010..
Ek sachchi ghatna.
Jise sun kar insaan ki rooh tak kaanp jaati hai.
Magar zaalimo ke haath tak na kaanpe.
Dehradun mein 17 saal ki ek maasoom bachchi.
Jisne abhi 12th complete kiya tha.
Aur jo din uske enjoy karne ke the.
Uske apne sage baap-bhai ne behla-fusla kar.
Uska engineering ka form bharva diya.
Hindi
10Degrees of Girls..
B.A. - Beautiful Angel
M.B.A. - Married But Available
B.L. - Beautiful Lips
M.B.B.S. - Married But Bekaar Structure
B.D.S. - Beautiful & Damn Sexy
English
10News: Microsoft is about to release
it's next version of windows operating system - Windows 9
Aww.. when will they graduate..
English |
31Ek aurat coke pee rahi thi
ki coke mein ek cheenti gir gayi.
Cheenti ka baap aurat se jo bola
woh sun kar aurat behosh ho gayi..
"TERI COKE MEIN MERI BACCHI HAI"
Hindi
99Love letter from Punjaban to Punjabi:
O mere dil de chaen, tere pichhe kutte paen.
Tu luteya mere dil da chaen, Rabb kare taenu keere paen.
Tere nain bade nashile, jiven jhaaru de teele.
Tu mere dil vich eddan vasea, jiven chikkad vich saand faseya.
Jaane-jigar jaane-tamanna, edhar aa teriyan lattan phanna.
Punjabi
52Happy Holi to you,
celebrate with crackers and diyaas and
and get drunk just like i am now!
Merry Christmas once again.
Take care Happy Birthday.
English
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