If your dog is fat,
you aren’t getting enough exercise.

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Listen to your elder's advice.
Not because they are always right but because
they have more experiences of being wrong.

30

English

If we open a quarrel between past and present,
we shall find that we have lost the future.

30

English |

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It was written in a cemetery:
This place is full of people who used to think
that the world cannot move on without them..

02

English |

Accept that some days you are the pigeon and
and some days you are the statue..

32

English |

देख तेरे संसार की हालत क्या हो गई भगवान
कितना बदल गया इनसान
कितना बदल गया इनसान
सूरज न बदला चाँद न बदला
ना बदला रे आसमान
कितना बदल गया इनसान
कितना बदल गया इनसान
अपने ही भाईयों के ऊपर
चला रहा है कार
दो मिनट में सुधारे एक मंत्री
तो दूजा हाथ में पकड़ा रहा डंडा
कितना बदल गया इनसान
#LakhimpurKheri
#SupremeCourt

135

Hindi |

We have fixed Minimum Support Price (MSP) for Farmers.
We have fixed GST & Income Tax slabs.
We have fixed tarrifs for TV channels.
We have fixed fuel prices.
We have TRAI, We have IRDAI.
But we do not have Education Regulatory.
Can we have a per child Fee Calculation Matrix
applicable to all private schools in India:
1. Air Condition Charges - 400 / month
2. Swimming Pool Charges - 100 / month
3. School Bus Charges - 1000 / month
4. Ph.D Teacher Fee - 200 / month
5. Post Graduate Teacher Fee - 100 / month
6. Graduate Teacher Fee - 50 / month
7. E-Classroom / Multimedia Fee - 30 / month
8. Miscellaneous Charges - 20 / month
9. Development Fee - 20 / month
10. Staff Salary - 100 / month
11. 10 percent Fee concession for Girl students.
12. 10 percent Fee concession for Armed and Para-Military Force wards.
13. 10 percent Fee concession for Divyang students.
14. 10 percent Fee concession for EWS category.
15. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Ph.D.
16. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Post Graduates.
17. Minimum 40 percent Teachers need to be Graduates..

03

English |

Things we must be thankful for:
1. Worries at the start of day: means u are still alive.
2. Clothes that don't fit anymore: means u are getting gud food.
3. The mess to clean after a party: means u hv friends around u.
4. Roof that needs fixing: means 've got a house.
5. Taxes to pay: means aren't unemployed.
6. Quarel with relatives: means u hv a family.
7. A msg on ur mbile: means u hv sumone who remembers u & wishes u well.

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