Naa itni peeo ki tamaam sheher ko khabar ho
naaraaz ho agar to bhi dil mein raho..

11

Hindi |

Banta: Why do they throw their caps in the air at graduation ceremony.
Santa : That's what they have earned.
Banta: What will we throw in the air?
Santa : What we have earned.
Banta: And what is it?
Santa : Kudiyaan Di Juttiyaan ..

4227

Punjabi |

मंगल ग्रह पर पानी मिलने की खबर सुन कर
संता नासा फ़ोन करता है .
संता : ओ जी यह मंगल पर पानी मिल गया आपको ..?
नासा : यस
संता : ओ जी मुबारक हो जी..इक्क बोतल पानी चाहिदा सी
नासा : सॉरी , वी कांट गिव
संता : ओह ले ..इतना पैसा खर्चा करके
पानी भी ढून्ढ लित्ता है ते दे वी नहीं रहे
बन्दा धोने क्या मंगल पे जाएगा ..

Mangal greh par paani milne ki khabar sun kar
Santa NASA phone karta hai.
Santa : O ji yeh mangal par paani mil gaya aapko..?
NASA: Yes
Santa : O ji mubaarak ho ji..Ikk botal paani chaahida si
NASA: Sorry, we can't give.
Santa : Oh le..itna paisa kharchaa karke
paani bhi dhoond litta hai te de v nahi rahe
banda dhone kya mangal pe jaayega..

00

Hindi |

Bahut tez garmi hai saheb
kya karein
aapko dhoop se
aur bhikhari ko bhookh se..

21

Hindi |

Aankhein jhukaa ke chalte hain zamaana kharaab hai
hui muddat sheher mein koi hulchal nahi..

00

Hindi |

Teri mehfil ke dastoor-e-dum
mujhe khamosh hi rehne de humdum
aisa na ho yeh chaman sulagne lage..

22

Urdu |

Simta unka waqt kuch is kadar,
ki hum tamaam umar ik pal ki aarzoo mein dikhe..
chaahat thi rishi ko bas ik jhalak ki,
par kaafir ghar se burka kar nikle..

11

Urdu

मंडियों में क्यों हर साल हज़ारों टन गेहूं
बारिश में गीला हो जाता है
जलती धूप में पसीना बहा कर
जो नाज़ों से सींचे मोती
क्यों उनको बिना तरपाल
खुले में छोड़ दिया जाता है
क्या कभी कोई इस जुर्म की सज़ा भी पाता है ..

51

Hindi |

हवा की बातें हवा के महल
भूखे पेट ज़मीन पर सो ..

62

Hindi |

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