00The bank sends santa a mail - Your payments are outstanding.
santa replies - Thanks for the compliment.
English |
31Wife -Aji sunte ho ghar me namak khatam ho gaya he
daal me kya daalu,
Santa -Dimaag to h hi nhi
nya colgate active salt daal de
usme namak hai
Hindi
10Teacher: What is the difference between a radio and a newspaper..?
Santa : Newspaper mein tandoor ki rotiyan daal sakte hain, radio mein nahi..
Hindi |
00Santa : Doctor saab mujhe chot lag gayi hai.
Doctor: Bahut gehri chot hai, taanke lagenge, 1000 Rs lagenge.
Santa : Bhutni dea, taanke laune ne, kadaai nahi karni..
Punjabi |
10Santa -Tu udaas kyu hai?
Kal to teri shadi hai
Banta-ladki walo ne kaha hai ki "Barat kam lana"
Santa -to?
Banta-Pata ni Papa muJhe le Jayenge ki ni
Hindi
3414Santa ne ek naamcheen karamaati insaan se poocha:
Aap meri sharab churwa sakte ho..?
Karamaati: Haan kyun nahi.
Santa : To police ne meri 22 bottlein pakri hain. Churwa do.
Hindi |
20Santa to Doctor:
Mainu ik problem hai,
gall karde hoe mainu aadmi dikhaai ni sujhdaa.
Doctor: Aisa kab-kab hota hai?
Santa : Phone karte waqt .....
Punjabi
00Banta - What is pin-drop darkness?
Santa - If you drop a pin and can't find it
then it is pin-drop drakness..
English |
00Santa went to a shop with the Indian Flag and
asked the shop-keeper to show more colors for it..
English |
00Santa in a Bank Test..
Q: What is a Cyclone?
Santa answers: "It is the smallest Loan given by a Bank to purchase a cycle....!"
English |
20Accident hua Bahut Bhid thi,
Santa ko dekhne ka mauka nahi mil raha tha to
woh zor se chillaya "Ye mera BAAP hai"
Bheed peeche hati to dekha GADHA MARA THA.
Hindi |
00Teacher: Santa , You need to improve your handwriting.
Santa : Sir, actually Banta needs improvement.
He only completes my homework.
English |
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