Girl: how many apples can you eat on an empty stomach ?
Santa : I can eat 6 apples
Girl : you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz
when you eat the 2nd apple tht's not an empty stomach..
Santa : Wow super joke I'l tell my friend ..

Santa to friend : how many apples you can eat on an empty stomach..?
friend : I can eat 10
Santa : Pagal.. 6 bolta to mast joke sunata..

11

Hindi |

Santa da puttar - Phapaji eh Family Tree ki hunda hai?
Santa - Oye khote deya puttara,
Family Tree is just like Family Field,
jinve monty da khet, chedi di chapadee,
bhajane di keekar, mangu di beri etc. etc.

10

Punjabi |

After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife : Do I look like a foreigner..?
wife : No! Why..?
santa : In London a lady asked me, Are you a foreigner..

00

English |

Santa : Doctor saab mujhe chot lag gayi hai.
Doctor: Bahut gehri chot hai, taanke lagenge, 1000 Rs lagenge.
Santa : Bhutni dea, taanke laune ne, kadaai nahi karni..

00

Punjabi |

Banta: Cigarette pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha.
Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai..?
Banta: Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.

- Tarun Goma

10

Hindi |

Satna: Ek bar mere upar se scooter nikal gaya,
par fir bhi mujhe kuch nahi hua.
Banta: Yeh to kuch bhi nahi.
Ek bar mere upar se aeroplane nikal gaya,
aur main fir bhi bach gaya.

- Hemant Singh
30

Hindi |

Santa was experimenting with a cockroach.
He cut one of his legs and told it to walk.
The cockroach began moving slowly.
He continued till all legs were cut.
Then he told it to walk, but it didn't move.
So he wrote the inference:
If all the legs of a cockroach were cut,
it loses it's ability to hear.

10

English

Santa , aapko logo ne kyon maara?
Santa : Arre yaar meri photo bus mein gir gayi thi.
Maine kaha Madam zaraa saaree upar kijiye, photo leni hai.

10

Hindi

Santa goes to a Police station & says,
"Mujhe phone per dhamkiyaan mil rahi hain."
Police : Kaun phone karta hai?
Santa : Phone company waale bolte hain BILL na diya to KAAT denge.....

10

Hindi

Santa was sitting and thinking hard.
Preetoji: Kya soch rahe ho ji?
Santa : Yeh TV waalo ko kaise pataa chal gayaa?
Preetoji: Kya?
Santa : "Aap dekh rahe hain STAR PLUS."

00

Hindi

The bank sends santa a mail - Your payments are outstanding.
santa replies - Thanks for the compliment.

00

English |

Santa : Sir, meri patni mere saath baahar jaana chahti hai chhutti chahiye.
Boss : Nahi milegi.
Santa : Shukriya sir, jaanta tha musibat ke waqt aap hi kaam aayenge..!

20

Hindi |

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