711Hor peg paa de sohneya
ajj tuttan ni deni glassi..
- Song: Patiala peg laa chadi-da
Punjabi |
223Ek AMLI duje AMLI nu kehanda:
Chota hunda mai kothe ton dig pya c.
2 AMLI: Tu BACH GAYA c ke mar gaya c?
1 AMLI: Salea mainu ki pata, mai oudu nikka jeya ta c.
Punjabi
6214Ek sharaabi teesri manzil se gira.
Uske aas-paas log ikat-tha ho gaye..
Kisi ne poocha: Bhai, kya hua..?
Sharaabi: Pata nahi, main bhi abhi aaya hun..
Hindi |
7846एक शराबी सडक पर जा रहा था |
- Tarun Goma
अचानक फिसलकर वह कीचड में गिर गया |
उसी वक्त बिजली चमकी तो शराबी बोला-
हे भगवान एक तो पहले कीचड में गिरा दिया और अब फोटो भी खींच रहे हो |
Hindi |
162हर जाम के साथ कसमें भरना
आप तो पीने का सलीका भूल गए ..
Hindi |
711Hor peg paa de sohneya
ajj tuttan ni deni glassi..
- Song: Patiala peg laa chadi-da
Punjabi |
92Success is in your hands.
Just make it large and
don't keep it empty..
English |
4625Chaand ki manind tasveer hai teri
jisko din- raat seene se liye rehta hun..
ret ki chatt hai jaane kab gire
maaf karna dost main aaj bhi peeta hun..
चाँद की मानिंद तस्वीर है तेरी
जिसको दिन - रात सीने से लिए रहता हूँ ..
रेत की छत है जाने कब गिरे
माफ़ करना दोस्त मैं आज भी पीता हूँ ..
Hindi |
7427Narad Muni dharti par BEER pene aya.
12 botal pilane ke baad waiter bola:
Aapko chadti kyun nahi..?
Narad Muni: MAIN BHAGWAN HOO.
Waiter: Chad gayi Na!
Hindi
65Aaj utni nahi mai-khane mein,
- Vikas Umrao
Jitne kabhi chhod diya karte the paimane mein..
Urdu |
7423English se mujhe bahut pyaar hai
thodi mehngi zaroor hoti hai
lekin jab chadti hai to
mazaa aa jaata hai..
Hindi |
118Sharaabi apne ghar ko taala nahi lagaate
botal aur dil dono khula rakhte hain
mood ho to aa jao..
Hindi |
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