Oddbods Fuse, Newt, Pogo, Bubbles, Jeff, Slick and Zee
any time of day they are so much fun to see..

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Nursery ke student ne Exam Sheet pe susu kar diya..!
Teacher: Yeh kya kiya hai..?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna..

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Hindi |

Little girl: I was punished in school for something that I didn't do.
The mother exclaimed, that’s terrible…What was it that you didn't do..?
Little girl replied, my homework..

144

English |

The little boy was clad in an immaculate white suit for the lawn party,
and his mother cautioned him strictly against soiling it.
He was scrupulous in his obedience,
but at last he approached her timidly, and said:

"Please, mother, may I sit on my pants..?"

86

English |

Taaiji to bachcha:
Kal brekfast mein hum kya khaaenge?
Bachcha: Aaloo ke paraanthe.
Taaiji: Aur uske baad hum kya karein?
Bachcha: Lunch..

1312

Hindi |

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Oddbods Fuse, Newt, Pogo, Bubbles, Jeff, Slick and Zee
any time of day they are so much fun to see..

45

English |

थोड़ा सपनों की, परियों की दुनिया में रहने दो
हकीकत से रू-ब-रू होने के लिए तो उमर तमाम पड़ी है ..

61

Hindi |

The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school.
One day he made the teacher quite surprised.
He tapped her on the shoulder and said..
"I don't want to scare you,
but my daddy says if I don't get better grades,
somebody is going to get a spanking."

57

English |

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बच्चा - पापा मैंने Scissor से Paper Cutting सीख ली है
अब कौन सी cutting सीखूँ ?
पापा - Hair Cutting & become a Good Barber ..

127

Hindi |

स्याही छू कर कुछ भी आड़ा - तिरछा
ग़ुब्बारे देख कर थिरकना
उलटे - सीधे पैर में चप्पल
क्या तेरा बचपन भी ऐसा ही था ..

थक कर सोना , भूख लगे तो सोना
कुत्ते - बिल्लियों को पकड़ घुमाना
झूलों पर शाम बिताना
क्या तेरा बचपन भी ऐसा ही था ..

30

Hindi |

1st K.G. Kid To 2nd K.G. Kid:

"Teri Slate Acchi Hai Yaal..." :))
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2nd K.G. Kid:
"iPad Hai Bey...!!

237

Hindi |

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Father pointing towards childs stomach:
Is this battery box..?
Child: No - No..It is Khaana-Paani Box..

1410

Hindi |

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