A Lady Asks A Pandit: Ghar Ki Sukh-shanti Ke Liye Quotes

A lady asks a pandit: Ghar ki sukh-shanti ke liye kaun sa vrat rakhun..?
Padit: Moun Vrat..

RAM lanka jit ke lout rahe the tab,

Shurpnkna boli- Prabhu mera kya hoga?

RAM:kalyug me ayodhya par raj krogi,Par vivah phir bhi nahi hoga

Naam hoga "MAYAWATI".

Here's good news for bald heads.
They say, " God made perfect heads".
Those that were not - He covered them with hair.

A guy walks into work with both of his ears bandaged up.
His boss asks, "what happened to you?"
The man replies "I was ironing my clothes
when my phone rang and
I accidentally answered my iron."
His boss then says "Well, that explains one ear,
what about the other one?"
The man says "Well, I had to call the doctor!"

In our life four things can come any time:
1. Love
2. Friendship
3. Money
4. ????
4. Susu

Mom to Children : Jo Meri Bat Manega aur
Mere samne kuch nahi bolega
main usae gift doongi.

Children : Lo iss tarah to saare gift papa le jayenge..

कोरोना वायरस का तो पता नहीं पर
धोते रहने से हाथों का रंग तो बदल ही गया है ..