Before I criticize a man,
I walk a mile in his shoes.
That way, if he gets angry,
he's a mile away and barefoot..

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English |
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A hair in the head is worth
two in the brush..

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English |

Ur eyes pathaaka, ur lips rocket,
ur ears chakri, ur baatein fuljhari,
ur style anaar, ur personality bomb..
Tu bhaag ja, i'm coming with candle!!

10

Hindi

Indian Air Force - IAF pilots training camp advice:
"Always try to keep the number
of landings you make
equal to the number of take
offs you make."

10

English |

Question: What is height of flirting..?
Answer: When your love letter starts with,
"To whomsoever it may concern."

21

English

"And would you love me as much if my father lost all his money..?"
asked daughter of a rich fellow to her fiancé.
Fiancé: "Has he..?"
Girl: "Why, no."
Fiancé: "Of course I would, darling."

00

English |

Once in a jungle all animals were eating
Pan Paraag Pan Masala.
But Giraffe was not eating. Why ?
Because - Oonche Log Oonchi Pasand - Manikchand..

12

Hindi |

Height of brand consciousness..
A rich girl was walking by the river side in jungle and
suddenly saw a crocodile and a cheetah.
She screamed:
Oh my God ..! LACOSTE and PUMA..

01

English |

Winter comes again and again
summer comes again and again
but a person like you never comes again
because God never commits mistake again..

539

English |

A man gave advt. in matrimonial column:
"PATNI CHAHIYE"
He got several replies saying:
"MERI LE JAA"

52

Hindi

If a Fat Girl is waiting for bus at bus stop
what will you call her in One Word..?
Answer - MotiVating..

43

Hindi |

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