10Santa : Hello, Apollo Hospital.. My friend Banta has got an Hear Attack.
Receptionist: Sir, what's your location.
Santa : Chandni Chowk, near Sunehri Masjid .
Receptionist: Can you spell that..?
Santa : After a pause, How about I take him to India Gate and
you can pick him from there..?
English |
20Try to understand me &
don't disturb me more.
Leave me alone.
Last night I didn't sleep thinking of you,
so don't play with my life .
Santa telling to Mosquito..
English |
00Santa : Banto ji, yeh roasted chicken
taa waise bada tasty hai,
par thoda ajeeb sa kyon lag rahaa hai?
Banto: Thoda jal gayaa si ji,
is lai dettol lagaa ditti.
Punjabi
30Santa talking on cell.
Banta: Kis se baat kar rahe ho?
Santa : Biwi se.
Banta: Itne pyaar se.
Santa : Tumhaari hai na!
Hindi
10Santa (ladki ko chedte hue):
Hor sohneyo, ki haal aa..??
Ladki (Gusse mein)
Jo teri bhen da.
Santa : Woh to pregnant hai..
Punjabi
003 chor Billu, Sonu aur Santa
Police se chhup ke 3 boriyon me ghus gaye.
Police wala aaya, usne pehli bori mein laat maari.
Billu: BOW-BOW.
Police wala: Kutta hai.
Dusri bori mein laat maari.
Sonu: MIAUU.
Police wala: Billi hai.
Teesri bori mein laat mari.
Koi aawaz nahi aayi.
Fir mari.. Koi awaz nahi..
20-25 laat mari to andar se Santa chillaaya:
Abe metric fail, AALOO kabhi bolta hai kya..
Hindi |
20Santa : Jab me chota tha to ek baar kutub minaar se gir gaya tha.
Banta: Acha!! to mar gya ya bach gya.
Santa : Saale.! mujhe kya pata, me to chota tha...
Hindi |
00Santa kudi nu: Ki tu meri valentine banengi..?
Kudi: Eh jutti vekhi hai..?
Santa : Marjaaniye, main Romeo-Juliet banaan nu firdaa,
sittu mochi di daastaan nahi.
Punjabi |
10Santa was reading a blank paper.
Banta: ye kya hai.
Santa : meri glfrnd ka luv leter hai.
Banta: magar ye to khali hai. Santa : ajkal hum bat nahi karte.
Hindi
00Santa and Banta started off one day for Lion hunting.
They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read
"LION LEFT"
so they went home.
English |
3310Santa : "I LOVE YOU" ka matlab kya hota hai ?
- Hemant Singh
Preeto: Main tumse pyar karti hu.
Santa : Lo kar lo baat.. Angreji me ek sawaal kya puchh liya
Tum to Fida ho gayi.
Hindi |
21Santa : Why do you send me each message two times..??
Banta: So that even if you send one to someone
still one remains with you..
English |
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