A kid asked Santa : Are you Punjabi?
Santa (proudly) : Yes.
Santa : But how do you know?
Kid : You are wearing a Kada.
Santa asks the kid : Are you Punjabi too?
Kid : Yes.
Santa : Do you drink Lassi daily?
Kid : No
Santa : Sorry, but then you are not a Punjabi.
Kid : Oh, I am Haryanvi.
Santa : Do you eat Ghee daily?
Kid : Yes
Santa (happily) : Yes, then you are Haryanvi..

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English |

Soumya Kanti Ghosh, the group chief economic adviser to State Bank of India को लगे पेंशन का बोझ भारी,
साहब भूल गये हैं शायद सरहद पर खड़े सिपाही ।।

साहब लिख रहे की old pension system में beneficiaries pay nothing,
Number game में उलझे बबुआ
जाने नहीं कैसी चुनौतियों भरी होती है desh की रक्षा ।।

Details:
Reference: https://www.ndtv.com/india-news/sbi-report-flags-freebies-time-bomb-asks-supreme-court-to-cap-spends-3399662/amp/1

00

Hindi |

A government may offer us many things
but what counts most is
freedom to think, act and speak judiciously..

00

English |

ख़्वाहिशों के काफ़िलों की
मंज़िले नहीं हुआ करती ..

22

Hindi |

इन आँसुओं को बह लेने दीजिये
दर्द में ये दवा का काम करते हैं
सीने में सुलग रहे हैं अँगारे जो
ये उन्हें बुझाने का काम करते हैं ..

1311

Hindi |

घंटी बजाता बाबा
हर रोज़ वही पुराना लबादा ओढ़े
आ जाता था शाम को
कभी मूँगफली , कभी काले चने
दे देता था सबको हाथ में
पैसे ना दो तो भी हँसता था
समझ नहीं आता आज क्या वो खुदा था ..

20

Hindi |

Laah de kambal, laah de loi
vekh nazaaraa mitraan da
lohri agge asaan ral-mil nachna
ajj dihaada khushiyaan da..

4113

Punjabi |

Chala gaya tha, laut ke aaya hun
aankhein khol main tera saaya hun..

10

Urdu |

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