You are
-sweet like tom
-cute like jerry
-naughty like bugsbunny
-clever like aladin
-happening like ballu
-welders like mougli
Tussi to chalte-firte cartoon ho!!

62

Hindi
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4 Benefits of sending SMS
1. Rishte kamzor nahi hote
2. Sab contact mein rehte hain
3. Apno se dil ki baat keh sakte hain
4. Kaun - Kaun kanjoos hai pata chal jaata hai..

20

Hindi |

Boy: Main keha sohneyo, jutti te badi sohni paai hoi hai.
Girl: Utaaroon kya?
Boy: Main keha pajaami te hor v sohni hai.....

61

Punjabi

Galileo: Great mind.
Einstein: Extraordinary mind.
Bill Gates: Brilliant mind.
Me: Master mind.
U: Never mind.

31

English

Itna kaatil kaise sharmaa lete ho
ek baat to batana dost
bachpan se hi aise ho ya surat aisi bana lete ho..

91

Hindi |
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If you have something to say, raise your hand.
Then place it over your mouth.

31

English |

Paani mein tairna machchli ka style,
hawa mein udna panchi ka style,
different message bhejna apna style,
free mein sms padhna aapka style..
Padho-padho..kanjoos..

80

Hindi

A : u r active
B : u r best
C : u r cute
D : u r my dear
E : u r excellent
F : u r always first
G : u r great
Sorry Z tak jhooth bolne ke liye time lagega..

52

Hindi

Is sms ko saare kaam choad kar mat padho,
is sms ko aap baad mein bhi pad sakte ho,
yeh sms koi joke nahi hai,
yeh sms bahut important bhi nahi hai,
is sms mein mujhe aapko kuch kehna nahi hai,
yeh sms thoda lamba jaroor hai,
par yeh sms kuch khaas nahi hai,
par mujhe is baat ki samajh nahi aati
ki aap is sms ko aise dhyaan se kyon padh rahe ho.
Yeh sms to maine waise hi time paas ke liye bheja tha.
Ab aapko mere par gussa aaya hoga,
par main kya karoon,
mujhe bhi kisi ne aise hi bheja tha.

24

Hindi

Om namah shivaaye
on sai ram.. waheguru..
jai shri krishna..
daro mat, kisi ko bhejna nahi hai..
khud hi jap lo paapi.

40

Hindi

Earth may stop rotation
birds may stop flying
candles may stop melting
fishes may stop swimming
but your brain will never work..

20

English |

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