If a cute girl tells you
that she's in love with you
do any of the three things:
1. Take her to an eye specialist
2. Take her to a mental hospital
3. Tell her that u r not me

40

English |

Cello the pen of India
Lux the soap of India
Amul the taste of India
You the waste of India
the star of India..

62

English |

Don't feel bad if someone rejects you,
people usually reject expensive things
because they can't afford them..

132

English |

Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it.
I have been trying to hide from it since I was five,
but the girls keep finding me.

60

English |

Ek pyaari si surat..
Ek mausam sa chehra..
Do jheel si aankhein..
Kuch meethi-meethi baatein..
Ek naazuk adaa..
Kuch masti kuch mazaa..
Thodi si sharaarat..
Bahut saari mohabbat ..
Ek bholi si muskaan..
Ooncha udne ka armaan..
Sabse alag sabse juda..
Jiski hai pyaari har ek adaa..
Thanks aapne mere baare mein itna padhaa..

279

Hindi |

Fishes are in ponds
fishes are in sea
ugly are you and
smarty is me..

00

English |

One day all people of earth went to GOD and asked:
Who is the most loving and sweetest person on earth?
They all went to earth with a new question,
Who is ?

41

English |

Think why you are so sweet,
why you are so innocent,
why you are so intelligent,
why you are so lucky,
why you are so blessed..?
Simple..
ab humse dosti ki hai to thoda faedaa to milega.

146

Hindi |

No Quality + No Style = Laalu
No Quality But Style = Sania
Quality But No Style = Abdul Kalam
Quality + Style = Guess..
You are right..
press down to see name and phone number.

87

English |

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