Raunak Aisi Ki Har Gham Bhula De Teri Mehfil Mein Humne Quotes

स्याही छू कर कुछ भी आड़ा - तिरछा
ग़ुब्बारे देख कर थिरकना
उलटे - सीधे पैर में चप्पल
क्या तेरा बचपन भी ऐसा ही था ..

थक कर सोना , भूख लगे तो सोना
कुत्ते - बिल्लियों को पकड़ घुमाना
झूलों पर शाम बिताना
क्या तेरा बचपन भी ऐसा ही था ..

We have fixed Minimum Support Price (MSP) for Farmers.
We have fixed GST & Income Tax slabs.
We have fixed tarrifs for TV channels.
We have fixed fuel prices.
We have TRAI, We have IRDAI.
But we do not have Education Regulatory.
Can we have a per child Fee Calculation Matrix
applicable to all private schools in India:
1. Air Condition Charges - 400 / month
2. Swimming Pool Charges - 100 / month
3. School Bus Charges - 1000 / month
4. Ph.D Teacher Fee - 200 / month
5. Post Graduate Teacher Fee - 100 / month
6. Graduate Teacher Fee - 50 / month
7. E-Classroom / Multimedia Fee - 30 / month
8. Miscellaneous Charges - 20 / month
9. Development Fee - 20 / month
10. Staff Salary - 100 / month
11. 10 percent Fee concession for Girl students.
12. 10 percent Fee concession for Armed and Para-Military Force wards.
13. 10 percent Fee concession for Divyang students.
14. 10 percent Fee concession for EWS category.
15. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Ph.D.
16. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Post Graduates.
17. Minimum 40 percent Teachers need to be Graduates..

There is no way to know
what outta exist after that turn
unless you tread to walk pass it and
there can be no big reason that
can hold you back..

Hui mohabbat to aaj jahaa'n saaraa haseen hai
aksar palke jhukaaye hi hum baazaar se guzarte hain
teri aarzoo to hai bahut aur tera intezaar bhi
dete khud ko mohlat umeed tere ik ikraar ki
ye kissa sunega bhi kaun yaaro'n
aur meri wafa mahutaaj-e-waah-wahi nahi..

Hello Mr. Woodpecker,
How do you do..??
What makes you drilling
all though the tree..
Come to me and
I shall offer you a meal all free..