Today's Top 3 Pakau Shayaries- 1. Teri Adao Pe Main Quotes

Today's Top 3 Pakau Shayaries-
1. Teri adao pe main jaun waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.
2. Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf..
The number you are trying is currently switched off.
3. Apne ghamon ko bas dil me daba lo..
Naya godrej powder hair dye, Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo.

Money may not be everything, but it sure keeps the kids writing to parents!
One college kid wrote home,
"Dear folks, I've been worried sick, because I haven't heard from you.
Please send me a check so I'll know you're okay."

Umma.. umma.. umma.. umma.. umma..
Ummmmmmaaaaaaaaa.. ummaa.. umma..
How do u feel?
This is the cry of a muslim girl
when she felt hungry..

Indian Airline's slogan:
A warm experience and motherly treatment!
Warm because the ACs doesn't work and
motherly because all air hostesses are above 40..

Customer: Waiter, do you serve pigs..?
Waiter: Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

Teacher to Banta: Tell me five animals living in water?
Banta: Frog.
Teacher: Theek hai, hor das?
Banta: Frog da peo, ohdi maa, behen te wotti..

Indian soldiers captured a Pakistani..
They gave him a dice and said:
If you will get 1,2,3,4,5 we will kill you.
Pakistani asked- 6 aaya to..?
Indian- Ludo nahi khela kya..?
Dubaara baari.