Today's Top 3 Pakau Shayaries- 1. Teri Adao Pe Main Quotes

Today's Top 3 Pakau Shayaries-
1. Teri adao pe main jaun waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.
2. Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf..
The number you are trying is currently switched off.
3. Apne ghamon ko bas dil me daba lo..
Naya godrej powder hair dye, Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo.

If you love someone
don't keep in your heart
keep in your nails
because if you fail in love
don't break your heart
just cut the nails..

75 years old lady ne newspaper mein ad diya,
Zaroorat_e_Rishta
After some days a letter arrived,
"Iss umar mein Rishte nahi, Farishte aate hain.."

Ek aadmi ki 6 ungaliyaan thi,
usse log hanuman bulaate the,
bataao kyon??
Kyonki
uska naam hanuman tha..!!

Patient: Aapne nurse bahut achchi rakhi hai
uske haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hun,
chaante ki aawaaz mujhe bhi sunaai di thi.

You love someone..you marry someone else..
the one you marry becomes your wife or husband ..
and the one you loved becomes the password of your email id.

I believe that if life gives you lemons,
you should make lemonade...
And try to find somebody
whose life has given them vodka,
and have a party.
- Ron White