80Funny school days
Sitting in the last bench looking up nd thinking..
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Agar fan toot gaya to kiske upar girega..
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50Ek kanjoos ke bete ka acident ho gaya.
Dr: Aapke bete ki dono leg katni padegi.
Kanjoos ne apna sir pakad liya
Dr: Kya hua..?
Kanjoos: Kal hi saale ko nayi chappal dilayi thi.
Hindi |
10Thousands of years have passed,
millions of theorems derived,
crores of formulas made
But Still....
stupid "x" is unknown..
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30Shaadi main ek BEAUTIFUL ladki.
Ladke se: Aap dance karoge..??
Ladka style me bola: Yes..
Ladki pyar se: Toh fir aapki kursi main le jaau..
Hindi |
00Santa & Banta were crossing river on a boat.
Banta - Hey ! this boat is sinking.
Santa - Doobne de yaar, kaun si apni hai..
Hindi |
11A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license.
He says, "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses."
The woman answered, "Well, I have contacts."
Policeman: "I don't care who you know! You're getting fined!"
English |
01I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
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10The clergyman on his vacation wrote a long letter
concerning his traveling experiences to be circulated among
the members of the congregation.
The letter opened in this form:
"Dear Friends:
"I will not address you as ladies and gentlemen,
because I know you so well."
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37कॉलेज की गलियों में अजीब खेल होता है
क्लास के बहाने दिलों का मेल होता है
नोट्स की जगह लवमेल होता है
इसीलिए तो पप्पू हर साल फैल होता है ..
Hindi |
31Customer: Waiter, do you serve pigs..?
Waiter: Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
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10Money may not be everything, but it sure keeps the kids writing to parents!
One college kid wrote home,
"Dear folks, I've been worried sick, because I haven't heard from you.
Please send me a check so I'll know you're okay."
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40God made each and everyone of us unique
until he got to China.
Copy paste.. copy paste..
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