80Funny school days
Sitting in the last bench looking up nd thinking..
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Agar fan toot gaya to kiske upar girega..
Hindi |
20I think you are fine
like me..
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83Engg. Student: Sir humne aisi cheez banayi hai jisse hum
- Vikas Umrao
deewar ke us paar bhi dekh sakte hain.....
Sir: Wow, fantastic! Kya hai woh?
Student:
Suraakh.......
Hindi |
10Thousands of years have passed,
millions of theorems derived,
crores of formulas made
But Still....
stupid "x" is unknown..
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10Teacher: Please pay a little attention.
Student: I am paying as little as I can, sir.
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21"Cow" and "Cat" rishte mein behne hain.
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.Now you must be thinking ki kaise?
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.Jyada na socho..
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I m telling you.
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Gaaye Maata hoti hai aur Billi Mousi..!
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00If you don't like the way I drive,
stay off the sidewalk.
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20At an INDIAN Bstand,An Americn Dctr got HeartAtack aftr reding a Books Name!
Gues d name of dat book?
"HOW TO BECOME A DOCTR IN 30 DAYS"
Rs15O/-
English
50Ek aadmi kabristan se guzar raha tha.
Achanak uski nazar ek kabr par padi, jis pe likha tha
"Imandaar Waqeel"
Usne do-teen martaba padha, aur bahut hairaan hua, fir bola:
"Kamal hai kisi ne ek kabr me do aadmi dafan kar diye hain."
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02Father to son: Whenever i beat you,
you don't get annoyed, how you control your anger..?
Son: I start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush.
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10If each day is a gift,
I would like to know where I can return mondays..
English |
01A guy sits next to a lady and a dog.
The man asks, "Does your dog bite?"
The lady answers, "Never!"
The man reaches out to pet the dog,
and the dog bites his hand.
The man says, "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!"
The woman replies, "He doesn't. That's not my dog."
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