I want to say something to U
it start with U and ends with U
If you know then message me.

Details:
Ullu ( उल्लू )

32

Hindi |
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New punishment for mobile owners
missed call karne ke liye kaala paani,
sms karne ke liye faansi,
call karne ke liye umar-quaid
But u need not worry,
Kanjoos ko to ek lakh ka inaam hai.

51

Hindi

Tavye par pada popcorn uchalta kyun hai..?
Socho..
Ha..Ha..Ha..
Khud baith kar dekho,
pata chal jaayega!

60

Hindi

If i was a painter- you would be my Painting..
If i was an author- you would be my Story..
If i was a poet- you would be my Poem..
But unfortunately, i am a cartoonist.

30

English

Please send ur bio data 2 hutch.
You will get a good package.
Plus a chance to come on tv.
Apply soon.
Bcoz hutch ka kutta job per nahi aa rahaa,
nayaa chaahiye..

30

Hindi
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Kitne haseen hai aap,
khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaaya karo,
aankhon mein kaajal lagaana kaafi nahi hai,
gale mein neemboo-mirch bhi latkaayaa karo.

62

Hindi

I can't help it but tell you that
awesome ends with 'me' and
ugly starts with 'u'..

21

English |

Gabbar: Arre o sambha.. yeh sms padhne waalaa
insaan hai ki langoor..?
Sambha: Sardaar agar reply kiya to insaan ..
nahi kiya to langoor.
Abhi pataa chal jaayega.

47

Hindi

Did i do anything wrong..?
Then why are you avoiding me..?
Atleast remember me once in a week.
It's really hurting me.
with love ,
ur TooThBruSh.

133

English

Subha subha uth ke do kaam kia karo
first ALLAH ka shukar ada kia karo
ke tum zinda ho
second
lux se nahaya karo ta ki doosre bhi zinda reh sakein.

112

Hindi |

Friends are like fishes..
you have to sit patient for a long time to catch one..
just like i caught you..
better stay nice or i will FRY you..

20

English

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