00Doctor: Blood group of you and your wife is same.
Patient: Obviously, she has been sucking my blood since marriage .
English
00Two Most Important People in a Man's Life :
1. Mother.
2. Wife .
One brings You in this World Crying,
&
Other Ensures that You Continue to do So...!
English
10Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is finished.
English
00If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say, talk in your sleep .
English
00It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.
English
10Bachelors know more about women than married men;
If they didn't, they'd be married too.
English
31Biwian apne pati ko A.G. kyun kehti hain..?
Kyonki Bhartiya biwian sanskaari hoti hain,
sabke saamne 'Abe Gadhe' nahi keh sakti isliye
short form se bulati hain..A.G.!
Hindi
00I asked my wife , "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
English
10Men are idiots and I married their king.
English |
10I haven't spoken a word to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.
English
00A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
English
10My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
English
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