00Doctor: Blood group of you and your wife is same.
Patient: Obviously, she has been sucking my blood since marriage .
English
01Don't marry for money;
you can borrow it cheaper.
English
30एक बार संता को उदास बैठा हुआ देख कर बंता ने उस से पूछा;
- Hemant Singh
बंता: ओये संता क्या हुआ बड़ा उदास बैठा है?
संता: बस यार एक मुश्किल में पड़ गया हूँ समझ नहीं आ रहा कि क्या करूँ!
बंता: अरे ऐसी भी क्या बात हो गयी?
संता: कुछ नहीं यार बस इतनी सी परेशानी है कि अगर बीवी मेकअप करती है
तो खर्चा बर्दाश्त नहीं होता और
अगर मेकअप नहीं करती तो बीवी बर्दाश्त नहीं होती!
Hindi |
10My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn’t..!
English |
11Before Marriage :
Tamanna hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Taj Mahal banaana chaahta hun magar
Mumtaz nahi milti.
After Marriage :
Tamanna hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Taj Mahal banaana chaahta hun magar
Mumtaz nahi marti.
Hindi
20A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it because
the thief was spending less than his wife did.
English
10Yamraj: Tumne Paap aur punya dono kiya hai,
Isliye Swarg jaisa Narak milega.
Man: Woh Kaise ?
Yam: Agale janam me shadi to hogi Lekin wahi purani Biwi ke saath!
Hindi |
20When a newly married couple smiles,
everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles,
everyone wonders why.
English
10She ran after the garbage truck, yelling,
"Am I too late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"
English
00
English
30Shastro me likha hai ki
pati-patni ek hi gaadi ke do pahiye hain.
Agar dono me se ek bhi kharab ho jaye to gaadi nahi chal sakti.
Moral: STEPNY SAATH RAKHO.
Hindi
10Pati ke marne ke next day wife ne paper mein ad diya:
Antim sanskaar mein shaamil hue sab logo ko thanks,
From: Hema(32), Height-5'2", 36/24/36,
Gora rang, bachche nahi hain.
Hindi
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