Replace your toothbrush
before it becomes
SunFlower..

10

English |

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एक बार कुछ बदमाश लड़कों ने College के
नोटिस बोर्ड पर लिख दिया-
" 50 % लडकियाँ बेवकूफ होती हैं "
लड़कियों ने ये देखा तो उन्हें बहुत बुरा लगा
उन्होंने college में हंगामा खड़ा कर दिया ..!!
कॉलेज प्रबंधन ने तुरंत उस नोटिस को निकलवाया
और उसकी जगह नया नोटिस लगवाया -
"50 % लडकियाँ बेवकूफ नहीं होती हैं "
तब जा के लडकियों का गुस्सा शांत हुआ..

- Vikas Umrao
58

Hindi |

Aap mein n coke mein kya similarities hain.....
Both r sweet, cool, easily available n
sabse badi similarity......
DHAKKAN!

31

Hindi

Dil ka tamaasha dekha nahi jaata,
toota hua sitaara dekha nahi jaata,
apne hisse ke saare sms aapko de dun..
mujhse kanjooso ka khaali inbox dekha nahi jaata.

60

Hindi

Ragging ke waqt ladko ne ek ladki se kaha,
ek sawal ka jawab do.
Patna kaha hai?
Ladki: Bihar mein.
Ladke: Yahi pat jao, itne dooor jaane ki kya zaroorat hai..

40

Hindi

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Friends are like fishes..
you have to sit patient for a long time to catch one..
just like i caught you..
better stay nice or i will FRY you..

20

English

Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi,
jisme se sab perfume ki tarah ud jaata tha,
par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gayaa,
Bhagwaan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN dost sabko mile..!!

90

Hindi

When God thought that he can't be everywhere
to take care of His children
He made Friends..
When devil thought that he can't be everywhere
he made Boyfriends..

10

English |

Arz kitta hai..
mathe te lahu.. sir te ret..
WAAH!!
Gaur karnaa..
mathe te lahu.. sir te ret..
kyonki..
Sajnaa ne phull maareyaa..
GAMLE SAMET..
WAAH!! WAAH!!

50

Punjabi

Have you ever seen a monkey wrapped in polythene?
NO???????????
OK then see ur "IDENTITY CARD".

40

English

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