10Santa da puttar - Phapaji eh Family Tree ki hunda hai?
Santa - Oye khote deya puttara,
Family Tree is just like Family Field,
jinve monty da khet, chedi di chapadee,
bhajane di keekar, mangu di beri etc. etc.
Punjabi |
10Santa in london went to hotel to eat chicken.
He forgot the english name.
Waiter: What do you like to have, sir?
Santa : Egg's mother..
English
10Santa (ladki ko chedte hue):
Hor sohneyo, ki haal aa..??
Ladki (Gusse mein)
Jo teri bhen da.
Santa : Woh to pregnant hai..
Punjabi
11Once in a crowded bus Santa ka paon ek ladke ke paon pe aa gaya.
Santa : Sorry.
Ladka: Shut up.
Kuch der baad ek ladki ka paon ladke ke paon pe aa gaya .
Ladki: Sorry.
Ladka: Its Ok.
Santa : Na meri sorry de spelling ghalt c..?
Punjabi |
10Ik vaar Santa apne yaar de viah te
jaa ke naan zyaada khaa lenda hai,
te ghar aa ke badaa aukhaa hundaa hai
te flush wich beh ke kehndaa hai:
Rabba, ya Jaan kadh leh,
ya fer Naan kadh leh..
Punjabi
11Santa and doctor loves the same girl.
Santa gives her an apple daily.
Girl surprised and asked why.
Santa : An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
English
10Teacher: Oxygen ki khoj 1858 wich hoi.
Sardaar: Thank GOD , mera janm us ton pehla nahi hoyea,
nahi te main ghut-ghut ke mar jaata.
Punjabi
00Santa in a Bank Test..
Q: What is a Cyclone?
Santa answers: "It is the smallest Loan given by a Bank to purchase a cycle....!"
English |
10Santa , aapko logo ne kyon maara?
Santa : Arre yaar meri photo bus mein gir gayi thi.
Maine kaha Madam zaraa saaree upar kijiye, photo leni hai.
Hindi
21Santa 's son was filling an Application Form..
The form asked about "MOTHER TONGUE"?
Son: Papa main ethe ki likhu.?
Santa : Likh puttar
very LONG & UNCONTROLLED..
Punjabi |
01Teacher : How many juice tetra packs can you
buy in 100 dollars if cost of one is 30 dollars?
Santa : 100 packs.
Teacher : Sorry, that's not correct.
Santa explains and the whole class claps..Recepients:
Santa : I will buy 100 packs on credit by paying 100 dollars..
English |
00Teacher: Santa , You need to improve your handwriting.
Santa : Sir, actually Banta needs improvement.
He only completes my homework.
English |
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