Santa & Banta were crossing river on a boat.
Banta - Hey ! this boat is sinking.
Santa - Doobne de yaar, kaun si apni hai..

00

Hindi |

Santa : Mere 4 beto me se 3 to engineer ban gaye,
Lekin kambakht ek DAAKU ban gaya.
Banta: To usko ghar se nikal do,
Santa : Yai to dikkat hai,
kama ke To sirf wahi lata hai.

01

Hindi

Santa : Why do you send me each message two times..??
Banta: So that even if you send one to someone
still one remains with you..

21

English |

Santa , aapko logo ne kyon maara?
Santa : Arre yaar meri photo bus mein gir gayi thi.
Maine kaha Madam zaraa saaree upar kijiye, photo leni hai.

10

Hindi

Kaale Badal chaaye hoye c te sante nu apni gf to thappar pe gaya...

Kyon?
.

.
Kyoki ohne gana gata
"Aaj din chadya tere rang varga"..

10

Punjabi |

Santa : Jaldi ek glass juice do ladaai hone waali hai.
.Ek glass peene ke baad,.
Santa : Ek glass aur do ladaai hone waali hai.
Juice-wala: Ladaai kab hone waali hai..?
Santa : Jab tu paise maangega..

00

Hindi |

Santa ek jyotish ke paas kundali (horoscope) dikhaane gaya.
Jyotish: Tera naam Santa hai.
Santa : Ji Maharaj
Jyotish: Tujhe 2 ladki aur 1 ladka hai.
Santa : Ji Maharaj
Jyotish: Tune abhi 10 kg rice khareede hain.
Santa : Maharaj ki jai ho.
Jyotish: Bewakoof ! Kundali dikha, Ration Card nahi..

10

Hindi |

Teacher: Santa , You need to improve your handwriting.
Santa : Sir, actually Banta needs improvement.
He only completes my homework.

00

English |

Santa : Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made.
The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it..?
Banta: Yes, that's funny. And even if you make a hole at the top,
how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open..?

00

English |

Santa ko sapne me kisi ne goli maar di!!
2nd day Santa ne apna bank account close karwa diya kyonki
bank mein likha tha - hum aapke sapno ko hakikat mein badal denge.

10

Hindi

10 people beating a sardaar,
but he was laughing..
A man asked,
"Why are you laughing?"
Sardaar: Main Joginder hun,
yeh log mujhe Parminder samajh ke maar rahe hain!!

00

Hindi

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