3 Student Raat Ko Study Krte The Unke Paas Ghadi ⌚ Quotes

3 student raat ko study krte the
unke paas ghadi ⌚ nahi thi
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B.Sc. student - Yaar time kya ho raha hai..?
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Medical student - Pata nahi yaar humare paas ghadi ⌚ nahi hai.
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Commerce.student ne 1 pathar utha kar samne girls hostel ke darwaze pe maara,
1 ladki nikli or boli ..?
Kamino raat ke pone 3 baje hain ab to so jao.
Thats the commerce logic……😜😜

DON’T UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF COMMERCE STUDENTS 😛😝

Father: What were the two hardest things
you learnt in the college..?
Son: Opening beer bottles with teeth &
lighting 10 cigarettes with onle one match stick..

Chemical Joke:
All electrons were having party.
Suddenly protons attacked them.
A hero comes and saves them.
They asked who are you?
He said: I am Bond..Covalent Bond..

Teacher:
" I love You"
ki khoj kahan hui?
Boy: China mein..
Teacher: Kyu?
Boy: Kyuki iski na koi warranty hai aur na koi guaranty.
Chale to chaand tak, na chale to shaam tak..

A girl comes late to class.
Prof: Why are you late?
Girl: Sir, a boy was following me.
Prof: Then how come you are late?
Girl: The boy was walking too slow.

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,
but also admitted it.
So do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Student: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

An engineering student
Sir, we have made a thing
with which we can see through wall.
Teacher - Wow, what is that ?
Student - Hole..