11आज मैं सोच रहा था
- Krishna Yadav
जब बिना शादी क़े
बुआ और चाचा बना जा सकता है तो
बिना शादी के फूफा और चाची
क्यों नहीं बन सकते .. ??
Hindi |
20Inerviewer: What is recession?
Candidate: When 'Wine & Women' get replaced by
'Water & Wife ' that critical phase of life is called recession.
English
02Pokémon Go
No need to enter the Darwin Police Station
in order to catch a Sandshrew..
English |
13Indian soldiers captured a Pakistani..
They gave him a dice and said:
If you will get 1,2,3,4,5 we will kill you.
Pakistani asked- 6 aaya to..?
Indian- Ludo nahi khela kya..?
Dubaara baari.
Hindi
52A man gave advt. in matrimonial column:
"PATNI CHAHIYE"
He got several replies saying:
"MERI LE JAA"
Hindi
43If a Fat Girl is waiting for bus at bus stop
what will you call her in One Word..?
Answer - MotiVating..
Hindi |
10A man: There is no word
as Impossible in my dictionary.
Santa : Abey to pehle hi
dekh kar khareedani chaahiye thi na.
Hindi
41Teacher: Beta, bataao to "TAMSO MAA JYOTIR GAMAYA" shlok ka kya arth hai?
Student: Tum so jaao maa, main JYOTI ke paas jaa rahaaa hun....
Hindi
21One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4
Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs. When paan
waala asks him for the rest of the money ...Bond replies ....?????
Take a guess
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Dhai (2.5)another day.........
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22World 's most painful shaayeri ever
full of grief and sorrow:
Dil mein chubhi sui..
dil mein chubhi sui..
dil mein chubhi sui..
........uui uui.
Hindi
10Ek baat humesha yaad rakhna mere dost ..
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Train kabhi puncture nahi hoti..
Hindi |
10Osama bin Laden 100 saal tak ji sakta tha agar...
Agar woh KASAB ke saath mumbai aa gaya hota
ATITHI DEVO BHAVA!!
Hindi
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