Then There Was A Man Who Said, "I Never Knew Quotes

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.

Wife : I think, Honey, I'll take one of the children to the park with me.
Which one do you think would go best with this dress..?

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

A couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too.
But she Leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"

Lady to punjab Police -
Ji mere pati 5 din pehle gobhi laane gaye the,
abhi tak waapis nahi aaye.
Punjab Police Inspector-
Te hor koi sabzi bana lo.....

Shastro me likha hai ki
pati-patni ek hi gaadi ke do pahiye hain.
Agar dono me se ek bhi kharab ho jaye to gaadi nahi chal sakti.
Moral: STEPNY SAATH RAKHO.

My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn’t..!