Teachers crack nuts and may end up
making irregular objects like us
eventually contributing towards
multifractal anisotropic chaotic
dynamics of universe..

102

English |

One day a teacher was having a first-grade class in physiology.
She asked them if they knew that
there was a burning fire in the body all of the time.
One little girl stood up and said:
"Yes'm; when it is a cold day, I can see the smoke."

169

English |

A very old lady teacher of English
asks a question with the class.
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it..?
One student replied: It's past tense.

5615

English |

Sir: Akbar kaun tha?
RAJ: Pata nahin.

SIR: Padhai ki taraf dhyan do.
RAJ: Sir, Gaurav kaun hai ?

SIR: Pata nahin.
RAJ: Apni beti ki taraf dhyan dijiye..

- Tarun Goma
248

Hindi |

Teachers crack nuts and may end up
making irregular objects like us
eventually contributing towards
multifractal anisotropic chaotic
dynamics of universe..

102

English |

A teacher is a flower that fades with time
but it leaves its fragrance in the universe..

5910

English |

On this speacial Teacher's Day,
i one of your many students
Wish You a Long, Healthy and Prosperous Life .
Happy Teacher's Day!

284

English |

Teacher: Why are you coming late for the class?
Student: Sir, i am not late but coming before time for the next class..

4312

English |

A teacher's training is like pooh
it certainly smells bad
but good for crops..

3014

English |

History sir was on leave.
So science sir was asked to set the paper.
The very first question shocked students:
Describe Jhansi ki Rani with a neat diagram and label the parts..

4415

English

Beauty of good teacher's is that
they cut sharp and polish
without a chisel or file..

2811

English |

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