Teachers Crack Nuts And May End Up Making Irregular Objects Like Quotes

Teachers crack nuts and may end up
making irregular objects like us
eventually contributing towards
multifractal anisotropic chaotic
dynamics of universe..

A teacher's training is like pooh
it certainly smells bad
but good for crops..

On this speacial Teacher's Day,
i one of your many students
Wish You a Long, Healthy and Prosperous Life .
Happy Teacher's Day!

i am not able to recall and thank all my teachers
who have tried to shape me to be a better vase
which can hold best flowers of the garden
and multiply the beauty of room
but I pray to thy Lord to content them in book called life ..

A teacher is a flower that fades with time
but it leaves its fragrance in the universe..

Teacher: Why are you coming late for the class?
Student: Sir, i am not late but coming before time for the next class..

Teacher to a primary student:
Aaj tum late kaise? School to saat baje shuru ho jaata hai.
Kid: Madam, aap meri itni chinta mat kiya karo..
log galaat samjhenge.