The Time Since I Met You, I Have Realised That A Friend Quotes

The time since i met you,
i have realised that
a friend like you is
worth a million dollars.
So, if you don't mind..
"Shall i sell you..?"

Skin ke liye mausmi ka juice,
baalon ke liye santre ka juice,
sehat ke liye anaar ka juice,
khush rehne ke liye SMS kiya kar kanjoos.

Who said english is easy Fill these blanks with yes/no:
1. ____, i don't have a brain.
2. ____, i'm stupid.
3. ____, i'm not human, i'm donkey.
SmIlE pLz

I am happy you are again late
I just now met someone..

Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi,
jisme se sab perfume ki tarah ud jaata tha,
par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gayaa,
Bhagwaan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN dost sabko mile..!!

लाख कोशिश करूँ भूलने की
मगर एक बात रह - रह कर सताती है
करवाचौथ का व्रत तेरी गर्ल - फ्रेंड रखती है
मेरी उम्र क्यों बढ़ जाती है ..

Tavye par pada popcorn uchalta kyun hai..?
Socho..
Ha..Ha..Ha..
Khud baith kar dekho,
pata chal jaayega!