Santa Wanted To Make An STD Call To Hoshiyarpur But It Quotes

Santa wanted to make an STD call to Hoshiyarpur
but it was too expensive.
Can u guess what he did..?
He went to hosiyarpur and
made a local call.
Bolo tara ra ra..!!

Do bhoot galaan kar rahe si.
Pehla bhoot: Yaar tu kadi sardaar dekhe ne?
Doosra bhoot: Sardaar-sardoor kuch ni hunde,
sab mann da vehm hai, dari na.

After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife : Do I look like a foreigner..?
wife : No! Why..?
santa : In London a lady asked me, Are you a foreigner..

Captain of military: Naujawaan, aage badho.
Ek sardaar aage nahi badhta.
Captain: Tum aage kyon nahi badhaa, jawaan.
Sardaar: Aapne kaha 9 jawaan aage badho,
main 10ve number per hun.

How Santa bid farewell to Preeto:
Preetoji I am very sad
tussi jaa rahe ho,
tussi naa jaao.
Te je jaa hi rahe ho
te apni friend
Kammo da number de dena please
kade thoda dukh-sukh saanjha kar laange..

Santa ki ladaai apne baapu se ho gayi
to usne apne baapu ki photo kabristan me ek ped pe latka dee
aur niche likha “Coming Soon”..

How a romantic jatt will propose a girl?????
Teri boothi local bus wargi, mera ticket kataaun nu jee kardaa,
teri tor ni sohniye meri majh vargi, mera sangal paun nu jee kardaa.