Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
- Confucius

- Vikas Umrao
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English |

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If your dog is fat,
you aren’t getting enough exercise.

00

English |

We too often love things and use people,
when we should be using things and loving people..

12

English |

Where facts cannot be found,
legends fill the empty space..

01

English |

If the soul is left in darkness, sins will be committed.
The guilty one is not he who commits the sin,
but the one who causes the darkness.
- Victor Hugo

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English |

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Never be proud nor be depressed for what you are and
for the position you hold because
after the game of chess
the king and soldiers go into the same box..

11

English

तेरी हर करतूत मेरी नज़र में है
इंसान वो जो जान ले मंज़िल क़ब्र में है ..

93

Hindi |

People, food, colour, air, language everything changes..
But the sky looks the same wherever you go..

10

English |

If God would have carved us
to deliver faster results
then human gestation
could not have been 9 months..

20

English |

A Mechanic was removing some engine parts
from a bike when he saw a Heart Surgeon in his shop.
He called the Surgeon and said:
Look at this engine.
I opend its Heart , took the valves out,
repaired and put them back.
So why do I get such a small salary and
you get such a huge sum.?
The Doctor smiled at the Mechanic and
came close to his ear and said:
Try the same thing when the engine is runing..

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English |

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