A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

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I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.

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A SUPERB ad in paper:
FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling:
No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING!

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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe.

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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.

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Wife running after a garbage truck,
Am I too late for the garbage..?
Husband following her yelled: Not yet.
Jumpppp Innn Fassstt..

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First guy (proudly): "My wife 's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.

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