If you never taste a bad apple.
you would never appreciate a good apple.
sometimes we need to experience bitterness of life
to understand the value of sweetness..

- Harshad
10

English |

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The most selfish one letter word: I - Avoid it.
The most satisfying two letter word: We - Use it.
The most poisonous three letter word: Ego - Kill it.
The most used four letter word: Love - Value it.
The most pleasing five letter word: Smile - Keep it.
The most spreading six letter word: Rumour - Ignore it.

20

English

A poor man catches a fish, but his wife can't cook due to mehngai...
No gas, no spices, no oil..
Man puts the fish back in river.
Fish shouts-"Hindustaan Zindabad"!

143

Hindi |

Digital India ka bol-bala hai
Videocon, Rotomac, IL&FS, Bhushan Steel
har din ek naya bank ghotala hai
nirav modi, lalit modi, mehul choksi, naresh goyal aur mallaya jaise khatmalon ko
pakad salaakhon ke peeche pahunchana hai
370 aur 35A ko aakhir-kaar hataana hai
lakshya bade hain aur hai bada jan-aadesh
mitron jaane kab tak umeedon par jeete jaana hai..

61

Hindi |

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Carry a heart that never hates,
Carry a smile that never fades,
Carry a touch that never hurts,
and always carry a relationship that never breaks.

40

English

लोग ऐसे भी इस बस्ती में
जिन्हें नज़र तो आता है
मगर नज़रिया नहीं
यहाँ चेहरों की रौनक बढ़ाने की ख़ातिर
हज़ार नुस्ख़े आज़माये जाते हैं ..

43

Hindi |

I cultivate in my soldiers the courage of
dying without killing.
I believe that non-violence is
infinitely superior to violence,
forgiveness more manly than punishment. - MK Gandhi

20

English |

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly
and for the same reason.

10

English |

Dowry stands for
D - Donkeys
O - Of the first order
W - Who can't stand on their feet
R - Rely on their wives riches
Y - Yet shameless

10

English |

The relations which require effort
to be maintained are never true and
if relations are true they never require
any effort to be maintained.

00

English

"ये महज़ पल है तो इक पल में ही टल जायेगा,
और अगर जादू है तो आज भी चल जायेगा ,
मेरी मिट्टी का खिलौना मुझे वापस कर दे ,
जिस्म बच्चा है खिलौने से बहल जायेगा.......!"

- Vikas Umrao
93

Hindi |

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